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Jules of Nature

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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AnasAbdin
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What a way to make a living
I was gonna add more to this but I am lazy
Which era of Jay do you think is the most attractive? 🧑🏫
Well, anon, that is quite the question, isn't it? It's one I've pondered for many years and have not been able to answer with any certainty, as I find Jay attractive in all his forms for different reasons.
Let's break it down!
My Favorite Jayras (Jay-Eras) in Chronological Order:
Baby Bunny 🐰 (early '00s)
Too small and adorable for this harsh, unforgiving world. A precious angel baby who simultaneously looks like he should be in Dead Poets' Society and munching grass in your yard.
2. "Fat & Frumpy... Kinda Like a Hobbit" (early 2010s)
The first Jay I ever met and the first Jay I ever fell in love with. If you call his physical transformation after this point a "glow-up" or say that he "got hot" then you are not allowed on my blog.
3. Little Miss Twink / Chadlet (mid 2010s)
Obviously. Duh. Hello. His size? ⬇️ His bad bitch energy? ⬆️ He's twinky, he's chadly, he's bendoverable, and he finally figured out his hair and beard.
4. Long-Haired Jay (quarantine era and beyond)
The cutest midwestern horror nerd boyfriend you've ever drank a beer next to at a bonfire with. In my opinion, this is the perfect length for his long hair. Look at that bounce, that shine!
5. BALD. (it's too recent to do dates, wasn't this just yesterday, time is meaningless)
I mean, what is my username? It's not @jaybaumansundercut or @jaybaumansfuckassbob, is it? This is a Pro-Buzzcut blog, and any naysayers or skeptics are free to leave.
6. Silver Fox / Gay Grampa (present)
What, you thought Jerry Bauman was done giving us looks? Are you fucking stupid or something? This handsome hack only gets better with age.
Thanks for the question, anon! I know you didn't intend for me to make a whole-ass post about it but I have no life and I have to give my aging brain some kind of stimulation.
another post on redlettermedia reddit about how women are mistreated by the fanbase with a million “what are you talking about? they haven’t had some bitch on in a decade” like maybe you should think about why
Now why would Jay - avowed film detail-knower - have said "creamy" when it's "glorious"? Well that's because my July 2023 post is inside his brain, of course.
Connecting dots that don’t actually exist rn
if you have a Walmart near you, look through the dvd bins and see if they have Blood Glacier. i had a pretty good time with it!
Have you watched any of the movies on Best of the Worst, and if so which one is your favorite? 🧑🏫
i haven’t watched many botw movies, i could probably count them all on one hand (i’m kinda bad at watching movies lol) but my favorite by far is Xtro. that’s the good shit.
They do more things together than most married people. They know each other better than most married people do. They’ve spent more time together than most married people. It’s wild!
it’s because there’s no greater love than between 2 middle aged men
regan bauman, the sweet little headache
tonight we are ALL eating gay pheromones cake
i’d like to watch mike and jay play with their dolls
my message to one mike stoklasa as i drove through milwaukee
show and tell
🏳️🌈 they could've really amped up the gay! 🏳️🌈