goodnight sweet cats

im so normal about those hack frauds

[starringvincentprice]

moment from the latest wheel of the worst ep that i quite like

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I actually don't have a problem and if I do, it's his fault.

[stiwfssr]

[nowwithgaypheromones]

it's so crazy he has 3 cats. he should be posting them 24/7

[bayjauman]

is Jay growing out his hair again 👀👀👀

[bayjauman]

second extremely vivid RLM dream in a week... in this one I was visiting? working? at RLM and helping out with ... things. cleaning mostly. mike was so nice and helpful. jay was sadly absent mostly but I was so nervous around him when he was there

[suckitout]

im sure others have had this same epiphany but this is the same shirt right

[jaybaumansbuzzcut]

Which era of Jay do you think is the most attractive? 🧑‍🏫

Well, anon, that is quite the question, isn't it? It's one I've pondered for many years and have not been able to answer with any certainty, as I find Jay attractive in all his forms for different reasons.

Let's break it down!

My Favorite Jayras (Jay-Eras) in Chronological Order:

Baby Bunny 🐰 (early '00s)

Too small and adorable for this harsh, unforgiving world. A precious angel baby who simultaneously looks like he should be in Dead Poets' Society and munching grass in your yard.

2. "Fat & Frumpy... Kinda Like a Hobbit" (early 2010s)

The first Jay I ever met and the first Jay I ever fell in love with. If you call his physical transformation after this point a "glow-up" or say that he "got hot" then you are not allowed on my blog.

3. Little Miss Twink / Chadlet (mid 2010s)

Obviously. Duh. Hello. His size? ⬇️ His bad bitch energy? ⬆️ He's twinky, he's chadly, he's bendoverable, and he finally figured out his hair and beard.

4. Long-Haired Jay (quarantine era and beyond)

The cutest midwestern horror nerd boyfriend you've ever drank a beer next to at a bonfire with. In my opinion, this is the perfect length for his long hair. Look at that bounce, that shine!

5. BALD. (it's too recent to do dates, wasn't this just yesterday, time is meaningless)

I mean, what is my username? It's not @jaybaumansundercut or @jaybaumansfuckassbob, is it? This is a Pro-Buzzcut blog, and any naysayers or skeptics are free to leave.

6. Silver Fox / Gay Grampa (present)

What, you thought Jerry Bauman was done giving us looks? Are you fucking stupid or something? This handsome hack only gets better with age.

Thanks for the question, anon! I know you didn't intend for me to make a whole-ass post about it but I have no life and I have to give my aging brain some kind of stimulation.

[jaybaumans]

Jack: (reading the back of Tammy and the T-Rex) But his biggest problem is hiding his 3-ton…prehistoric body from a mad scientist.

[jaybaumans]

Drunk Jay mannerisms

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I’ve watched this episode so many times, I can hear literally all of these gifs. So many drunk!Jay lines play in my head to this day.

“I never murdered cats, Mike.”

“Rich has….. rightfully given up.”

“Keep going. Keep talking, Jack. Finish your sentence!”

“This is gone, this is gone, this is gone. *tosses empty beer bottles*”

“Why are you doing this to me? All you’re doing is making it harder.”

“What the fuck is happening?? Why is Rich freaking out!?”

Stupid, sexy, drunk Jay.

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watching Star Trek: TNG Trivia Part 2 is self-care.

bonus jay hair flip gif under the cut

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I feel like no one appreciated these amazing screenshots the first time, so I'm reblogging them again.

[jaybaumans]

Jay the film buff strikes again.

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[bayjauman]

should i learn to make gifs to fuel my obsession

[bayjauman]

i do not see enough of him in this uniform