oh, we got gooch in the shrain?

chandra. formerly pecanpiedean.

[marinella-ela]

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 21 hours

[gammacat]

Writing prompt:

Promptly get off Tumblr and go write something.

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[poolboydivision]

save yourself ill hold them back is a beautiful name for a baby they/them

[highest-violet]

[etheltempest]

so what is zohran mamdani’s plan to make sure the knights don’t win the cup

[smorpher]

Blaghaargghagaa with mama

[poolboydivision]

*touches the dashboard* a supernatural actor happened here

[crosbyism]

oh to have a group of friends to be deeply homoerotic with in a tunnel

lmao anon i know you’re talking about andrea glauser and the 2022 swiss worlds team that bent him over and pretended to fuck him in the tunnel before each third, but out of context that sounds pretty wild

[crosbyism]

@aherowhowashappy unfortunately i don’t have more info that would answer any relevant questions (like: why? or: did they take turns? or: did they fuck him for real too?) but i do have video and photographic evidence. i assume it was a pregame ritual?? maybe?? or maybe the swiss team is just kinky, who knows

[girlfriendline]

"did they take turns" i hear you ask

they did indeed. and watched.

[wingly-coded]

I don’t care what anyone says they are in the snow globe rewriting the book of life with all the blank books in the bookshop

[poolboydivision]

taking note

7x11.4cm

[dogpuppy]

[shithowdy]

cashier at the pet store just said "good luck!" to me as i departed despite the fact that i did not share a single anecdote or fact that would necessitate it. ominous.

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

liking and reblogging your mutuals' posts

[escuerzoresucitado]

[babygirlfowler]

Anyway there's only one man left to finish the job