Girlboys Just Wanna Have Fun

he/him + she/her - early 30's, white - bigender man and woman - handsome girl, pretty boy, dorky futch vers switch - Main: @jakeetored

[bigenderboytoy]

I can be your boy toy, I can be your bride

I can shut my mouth, or I can open wide

Do you want the masculine or feminine side?

I can do both, I can do both, I can do both

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[relelvance]

[hemipenal-system]

it’s always so cute when the captured princesses try to act like they’re going to escape the dragon. girl you just got fucked for hours by a creature twice as big as a draft horse with the cocks to match and they were both in you. can you even walk? didn’t think so. now quit your bellyaching and cuddle up with your new girlfriend because she’s warm and that’ll make you less sore

[hemipenal-system]

captured princess “escaping”*

*dragging herself across the floor with her arms because her legs are too jellylike to support her weight

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[cibastion]

Scam the aggressive social media virus!

[posthumousprincessparts]

i love you evil violent wizard girl, cast wretched spells on me

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[gojinka]

died at the window sill

[prokopetz]

Look, I get what you're saying, but sometimes you've gotta reach for the low-hanging fruit. Let's get you a proper meal, refill your meds, and unfuck your living space as best we're able; if after that you still want cute girls to kill you with axes, you'll be in a much better physical and mental place to pursue that goal.

[pjackk]

Who wanna tell me im a pretty little fag for pride mounth

[weibun-art]

more leon mouth stuff... ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و

[taylor-titmouse]

do you think princesses taste like bubblegum and cotton candy. they should.

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[ybkitten]

I always deliver on a promise!! @taylor-titmouse I’m at work right now so this is as polished as it gets, hehe….

You might find this amusing: my day job is at an adult store and. Well. We have these.

Bondage ponies.

[taylor-titmouse]

oh my god i love it, thank you!!!!

[sleepygaymaiden]

Yeah my belly is visible when I reach up for something. Rub it and you'll get good luck forever.

[posthumousprincessparts]

wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym

[posthumousprincessparts]

*flutters my wings indignantly in a way that makes my boobs bounce* ur all just jealous of my angel thing

[posthumousprincessparts]

W D Y MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[dog-slime]

keep going you're almost hitting my squeaker

[ojaiyart]

Doodle idea; Venus fly trap character in your style?

plant lady