pee goes in your pants

this blog is where i put the horny things that i like - 31 - NY - NSFW 18+

[bigexpertpaper]

Hi, I'm 31 and I still wear diapers 😱

This blog may contain some of the following:

Diapers (duh)

BDSM + bondage + rope

My (kink oriented) sewing projects

Various toys and contraptions I've built

Cats

If you make your own kinky stuff, I want to talk to you about that!!!

My sincerest apologies to anyone who winds up here for other reasons 😅

I've apparently had this blog since 2014, but I spent the better part of 11 years lurking because the internet is scary. My username is randomly generated but I kinda like it. You can call me B.

I'm primarily a DL! I like some AB stuff, but it's really context dependent for me. Diapers as a physical object are the main source of this kink for me, and it's been hardwired into my brain for literally as long as I can remember.

I like making stuff, and that often includes kinky toys and contraptions. This baby is forklift certified and operates heavy equipment 👷

I'm a guy (he/him is fine), but gender has never been a big part of my identity, and isn't a consideration in my choice of partners. I'm pan but kinda demisexual/ace-ish, and I'm still figuring out what that means for me.

I also have Crohn's, which makes my relationship with diapers even more complicated - I'm always in at least a pull-up to help keep my pants clean. I guess you could call that a form of 24/7, but I don't really think of it like that, because (dry) pull-ups don't do much for me without other context. I wear thick diapers just about every night when I'm home, because I otherwise have to get up to pee a million times and won't get any sleep, and I may have accidentally conditioned myself to sleep much better when I'm wearing them 😅 I'll go through periods where I wear "real" diapers 24/7 for a few days or even a few weeks sometimes, and I've found that wearing often calms my gut significantly when I'm flaring up.

Outside of kink, I love metalworking, 3D printing, sewing, gardening, and my two idiot cats! I care deeply about good food and cooking. I went to school for engineering and wound up with what I'd describe as a sociology degree 6 years later. Ardently anti-capitalist, into co-ops and labor organizing. Feel free to DM me about any/all of the above!

Minors DNI! Ageless blogs get blocked.

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[emily8350]

trying to verbalize how being into diaper messing doesn’t inherently mean you have a scat kink. the same way there’s a huge variety in piss kinks where some people find the eroticism in the actual pee while others are fixated on the sensations of desperation and humiliation. when a role play element like age play combines with a bodily fluid based kink the entire context is rewritten. do i love diaper pooping and find it ridiculously hot? yes. but it’s not about the poop. i would actually prefer to interact with the poop as little as possible. it’s about the complete surrender to a bodily function, relinquishing control over something most people master very early in life, and allowing yourself to do something so incredibly taboo and liking it. it’s about admitting to yourself you want to mess yourself and you like how it makes you feel. it’s about letting another person see you vulnerable and gross and they still love you and want to care for you. it’s about the feelings of weight and warmth in your erogenous zone making it impossible to ignore what you’ve done. getting to a point where you do it unabashedly and without a second thought, despite decades of hardwiring telling you that it’s the most embarrassing and disgusting thing you could possibly do. i don’t want to interact with the poop outside of my diaper, i like it in there. im desensitized to the cleanup but that doesn’t mean i like it or look forward to the moment i have to do it. it’s so much less about the poop itself and more about the physical sensations and feelings that come with it. do my biggest sexual fantasies involve messing in one way or another? yes. would i say i have a scat kink? no.

[dogpuppy]

[real-language-facts]

Which language is better:

French or German?

would you rather: cut off your legs with a toothpick or piss yourself until exploded

[voib-s-reblog-sideblog]

German isn't bad...

[real-language-facts]

to some folks, neither is pissing yourself until exploded

[muttonexe]

walks into the age regression bar n the bartender gives me a look n i nod signaling tht its been a hard day n i need the usual n he slides down a plate of kraft mac n cheese on a zoopals plate which. upon delivery i eat the entire plate by sliding the noodles over the tines of my fork like little sweaters one at a time

[crybabybat]

You literally have to understand that ur closest friends and loved ones may very well have kinks or fetishes that gross or freak you out and they simply won’t tell you because they know it grosses or freaks you out. Like you have no way of knowing if your best friend is into necro roleplay if she doesn’t wanna tell you. Sometimes you date someone for years before finding out they have a thing for incest. Maybe your coworker likes ageplay and diapers. Who gives a fuck. Nothing changes between you knowing and not knowing except your own constructed moral outrage.

[housegoblin]

my friend

[bb-elsie]

bedtime diaper in the morning 🌅

[frog43]

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

[luxiethefool]

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

[vulvalini]

[emily8350]

the goodnites instagram is so funny rn

[emily8350]

[stardustsubspace]

Dateplay kink where we go out to the park and hold hands and have some snacks and kiss 😳

Maybe even hit up the aquarium or space museum too, if it's not too extreme

[emily8350]

hello welcome to my diaper fetish it requires 8 hours of foreplay and that’s if it even culminates in an act that can be defined as “sex”

[fangs-4-fags]

guy who cares way too much about proper animal husbandry and is annoying to do petplay bdsm scenes with

[fangs-4-fags]

you've been a bad dog... what? no, i'm not gonna punish you. animals respond better to positive reinforcement. you should know that. i've only talked about it a thousand times.

[kinkedbycalliope]

I wasn’t even horny til I put this on.. something about a lock clicking around your princess parts 😵‍💫

[real-language-facts]

linguists spent millons of days searching for the perfect pickup line.

yhey finally got it...

"hey girl. do we have Fuck or what"

[bigexpertpaper]

Quick sewing project yesterday - I've had this onesie for ages, but it was too big, so I never wore it. Took in the sides on the serger, and then decided to make a few more modifications that I've been thinking about for a while.

I took in the sides of the crotch flaps so they don't wrap all the way around the sides of the diaper, because I'd always end up with the fabric wicking liquid out of a diaper, causing "leaks" before the diaper was full. Then, I lined those flaps with waterproof PUL, and hemmed the edges over the outside of the onesie to replace the binding, with the coated side out, which will prevent any wicking in the future. I had an old cloth diaper that was too small to wear over anything, so I took it apart and sewed some of that padding on top of the PUL layer to catch smaller drips, and finally added some nice big spring snaps that will hold a lot more firmly than the ring snaps it came with originally.

Pretty happy with this one! I wish I'd given the PUL hem/binding more ease with some elastic on the inside though, since it has next to no stretch once it's all sewn down. Still fits pretty well though, so that'll be a project for the next onesie I alter.