[valtsv]

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

[shiftythrifting]

Weirdly specific clock - Cumbria, England

[mankillercalledbunny]

Someone: *is talking*

Me: oh. I should be processing this right now. Huh.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rockymountaingothic]

achilles’ heelys

[biodegrade]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[auckie]

Put my penis on backwards today hope no one notices

[como-chin-gas]

[agustdsbaby]

when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo

[godofavengers]

One of my new friends: *uses their own slang that I have never used before in my life*

Me subconciously:

[angry-eevee]

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[weirdness-is-good]

This is a thousand times better than any Hollywood movie’s twist ending.

[105ttt]

Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream

[interwebosity]

New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing…

New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..

[aidashakur]

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand