I'M HORNY MAURY

Dorothy in the streets Blanche in the sheets

[the-gerogerigegege-deactivated2]

where is the amazon x 4chan post

[the-gerogerigegege-deactivated2]

[killowave]

[shittycryptids]

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

[draws-memes]

[roguishpixiedreamgirl]

This is it. Peak humor

[bonusocean-blog]

[catscenter]

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

THE POSE

THE POWER

THE PRESENCE

[electivetrepanation]

[997]

S H Ę !!!

[heathcliffitsmekathy]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

So the latest corporate strategy to appeal to millennials is…pretending you’re committing suicide????

[ororomunroedontpullout]

I’m sorry but I’m actually laughing this is the bad timeline 😂😂😂

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[nuclear-nigerians]

[captain-acab]

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

[ohifonlyx33]

i feel like i was just rick-rolled

[sweethotnight]

waitress: coffee or tea, sir?

me: 

waitress: (trying not to sound scared for her life) r-right away, sir

[dfhgdfghdfghdfghdfghfg-deactiva]

finally a good tumblr update. thank you staff.

[2460onetruepairing]

This looks like some weird modern art piece.

[fucko]

[ruinedchildhood]

[buttart]

sluggo!!

[gigi-tastic]

They should call you Purrfection!

[jonathan-bogart]

[hilariousgrindr]

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[elreyputo]

They are like 5 dollars sis

[homo-nerd-grizz]

SOME OF US DON’T HAVE $5