Stay Here, See Me Come Undone

i am lila, the little bear whisperer. i am an adult. whatever pronouns you like idc. i reblog things and talk shit. there isn't really any theme here. pfp by elvencantation 💙

[karetahana]

[hell-alka]

Hi! Today is my birthday and you can congratulate me with a symbolic repost of my art! I hope this day is as good for you as it is for me >////<

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[karetahana]

My person sent me this cos its a jazz cover of one of my favourite songs and i want yall to see it too 🥰

[falsedetective]

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

[falsedetective]

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

[amphibianshaped]

[amphibianshaped]

[thydungeongal]

A goblin and an elf have decided to defy tradition and get married. Their ceremony will be held in the magical forest in accordance with elven tradition.

[thydungeongal]

It's a beautiful ceremony. The elven bride in her finest, flowing silks, dappled by the sun. The goblin bride in a human-sized wedding dress stolen from a goodwill.

[thydungeongal]

The elven side of the aisle of course has the elvish bride's father and mother, as well as her older sisters, as well as all the forest animals who inhabit her parents' court.

The goblin side is a bunch of The Labyrinth looking freaks in their best simulacrum of what they think good folks wear to weddings. The father of the bride is wearing a really snazzy cocktail dress.

[thydungeongal]

It's a mixed tradition ceremony. The elven part of the ceremony involves the young couple being presented in front of the king of the forest, a majestic unicorn, who blesses the couple by touching them with his horn.

The goblins kidnapped a local priest to bless the couple according to their tradition.

[thydungeongal]

The ring the elven bride presents to her wife-to-be is brought in by a squirrel riding a doe. It's made of silver, inlaid with decorative golden leaves.

The goblin worst man accidentally swallowed the ring, which was purchased from a pawn shop.

[thydungeongal]

The father of the elven bride keeps looking over to the goblin side of the aisle, barely hiding his disgust. But he is resigned to it. What matters most is his daughter's happiness.

At the end of the ceremony his face sinks as the father of the goblin bride says "Welcome to the family! You can call me brother," while vigorously shaking his hand.

[thydungeongal]

The reception is, of course, held at a speakeasy according to goblin tradition. The ceiling is only five feet tall, making it very difficult for the elves.

"An elf walks into a bar,"

"Will you please stop saying that!"

[thydungeongal]

During the reception the father of the goblin bride, named Frankie the Third, decides to introduce his family to his new elven family.

"These are my older sisters, Frankie the First and Frankie the Second. No relation."

"What does that mean,"

[thydungeongal]

#the father of the elven bride is absolutely disgusted by the goblin's dad#right up until he's got some of that good goblin ale in him and then they're both singing old shanties together#'i am amazed you know this one! it must be far older than you - we sang it hundreds of years ago!'#'yeah i ate some old musty book full of songs once and i think that was in there'#'...okay!'#they're superbowl dad buddies afterward

You understand my vision

[luna-is-old]

My favorite bit is it sounds like @thydungeongal is there and they're live tweeting the wedding.

[nuclear-mech-wizard-deactivated]

I love the implication that goblins are incredibly well-read because they keep eating pure information 📚

[thydungeongal]

You should see my uncle who once ate a stack of porno mags

[knitmeapony]

He ate them for the articles.

[cipheramnesia]

But he spit out all the nasty prepositions and gerunds.

[nudityandnerdery]

"The goblin worst man accidentally swallowed the ring, which was purchased from a pawn shop." Riiiiiight. It was "purchased".

[readasaur]

This is the priest's eighth goblin wedding. (There is some contention over whether one wedding counted as it became a race to finish the vows before the groom finished giving birth and it became a christening)

He is dumped out of the burlap sack and begins "We are gathered here today..." without hesitation. Two goblin children have to be restrained from running up and climbing him because he's their favorite god-uncle. The first time he was kidnapped he was terrified and had to be prodded (literally) to say the wedding vows to the happy couple. The second time he was kidnapped, he spent the entire time protesting that this didn't count and argued with the mother-in-law about what should be said and was repeatedly cowed into submission. The third wedding he was delirious from lack of sleep and when uncle drunkenly demanded he hurry up, the priest snapped and went into "fire and brimstone" mode declaring that a sacred union of love was not to be disrespected in such a way and incorporating it into his blessing upon the union before resigning himself to death. Unfortunately for him, the goblins loved it and he immediately became the most preferred priest in the region and was dragged into the community celebrations completely against his will. He pretends to pull a ring from behind the bride's ear to make up for the missing one, and sincerely tells the couple that he knows that they will be very happy together before he crowd surfs to the exit. Wild applause erupts.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

I love everything about this.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I would like to know the responsibilities of the Worst Man

[thesaltofcarthage]

The Worst Man is a coveted position at all weddings ("Man" being a translation of the goblin person, of course, can be any species or gender) because it's so much fun. It's the Worst Man's job to break all the tension.

Groom is terrified he's going to lose something? Worst Man loses it first.

Bride has some nasty relatives she wants kept out of the wedding because they object to the other bride? Worst Man plays bouncer. Meaning they bounce the offending parties clear out of the county. Occasionally out of the time zone.

Caterer is fretting about the cake? Worst Man falls into it and wrecks it.

Father-in-Law is worried about Uncle getting drunk and saying something stupid? Worst Man gets drunker and draws all the attention.

Officiant gets stage fright and can't speak? Worst Man heckles them until they get angry enough to talk. (See "third wedding" above.)

Jealous friend saying rude things about the bride? Worst Man just dumps barrels of red wine on her until she shuts up and/or leaves.

After one's spouse, determining your Worst Man is pretty much the most important choice for a wedding.

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[roadhogsbigbelly]

Sorry to be a "let people enjoy things" guy but is this not a bizarrely corny way to talk about art?

[roadhogsbigbelly]

like yeah i have encountered people online who think their ocs who exist in a contextless bubble deserve the same reverence as fully realized characters, and that mentality is annoying, but i don't actually think the end goal of all art is to became a webcomic, i think it's a perfectly fine if people want to flex their creative muscle by creating funky character designs with wacky backstories just for the joy of creation itself, like you don't have to be personally invested in it, but it's a bizarre way to moralize art especially coming from a group of people who otherwise seem to be against that?

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[wingscription]

i hope i'm the mutual you have unethical fantasies about.

[pleuvoire]

i think understanding the family as a system of ownership over both women and children will lead you to understand both misogyny and the oppression of children a lot better and also be able to draw informative parallels between both

[karetahana]

i need skz felix and nct mark to smoke a blunt and then just talk. i need that conversation so badly omg

[karetahana]

This is the second time this has happened to me. The first was i posted that i miss woojin (skz) and the very next day shit hit the fan. i posted this bullshit and then mark did what he did like 2 days later. Maybe i should just like. Not.

[karetahana]

i made the t1 circus for my friend so i suppose yall can see it too

[makingimages]

[furryprovocateur]

9/11

[furryprovocateur]

not even joking this is one of the worst possible changes that i could've reasonably conceived of to happen to video games.

[furryprovocateur]

having thought about it this is a generationally anti-consumer announcement that will have a profoundly detrimental impact on consumers and retail markets. this will price out new consumers even more than a $600 PS5 and $80 games will. this will make games less accessible and more nickel-and-dimed. this will make games impossible to share irl without giving your console up, and will stop institutions like libraries from being able to loan copies of modern games. and most importantly, it will be for a minimal profit, as most of the sales in video games are already digital.

this is such a staggeringly catastrophic piece of news that i'm shocked it wasn't said by nintendo. congrats to sony for one-upping them in anti-consumer practices.

[sreegs]

Including coffee drinks made from stuff added to the coffee (i.e. lattes), do you drink iced coffee?

I drink both iced and hot

I exclusively drink iced

I dont care if it's hot as hell out there. Hot coffee ride or die

I don't drink coffee

Voting ended onJul 5