Method to my Madness

[live-fit]

this really hit me and I thought it was worth sharing

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[strangesequitur]

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

[operastarr-deactivated20200924]

Every time this post comes around it has another plot twist

[super-secret-fandom-blog]

The first time I saw this post, I had just finished telling my husband that Alton overuses the word “lube” on Good Eats when he’s referring to oiling up a pan. Alton knows exactly what he’s doing.

[bakwaaas]

someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow

[unbotheredmuse]

[hopeydopey526]

i am experiencing a fight or flight reaction to this

[duplicitous-nature]

[oockitty]

Finally, some good fucking art.

[punk-crowley]

This is powerful.

[biggiesmurf15]

Breaking news: hair nets are totally in.

[championsaremade]

life is too short

kiss them tell them love them walk away from them forget them move on wear that eat this travel there move here dance to it laugh at it go for it

don’t wait

[bluehairedunicorn]

Therapist: You’re a nice person

Friends: You’re a nice person

Family: You’re a nice person

Me: Yeah but what if I’m actually shit

[nudityandnerdery]

Me: Oh, fuck, I tricked so many people into thinking I’m nice, that’s just how shit I am.

[rbhvleo]

[thetattedstoner]

I talk shit hoping it leads to a play fight that turns into rough sex

[amargedom]

“I was never really insane except on occasions where my heart was touched.”

— Edgar Allan Poe (via naturaekos)

[gentle-fluidity]

I know there’s a lesson in everything but like 🥺 I’ve had enough

[becauseitsworthit-blog1]

just because you carry a burden with you does not mean you are a burden.

[thegoodvybe]

i cannot count the times i have apologized for how I feel or who i am

[flnodoubt]

Not anymore though. I know my worth.

[thetattedstoner]

It takes time and patience to know me

[biggiesmurf15]

I feel like I’m on the verge of finding myself, yet at the same time everyday this tiny box I’ve been living in gets smaller and smaller.

[bio-child]

I was soaked and freezing cold by the time we reached this alpine lake, but something about the sound and tranquility kept me completely unbothered.