Shitlord of piss mountain

25 years of mediocre survival created this

[voorhees1138]

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[sixpenceee]

The rings!

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[wanderbittwn]

Wooeooooowoowoooowwowowowwwww

[melon-tonin]

I feel like I just got hypnotized

[heckin-music-dork]

This is just incredible!!

[smileyzs]

I call witchcraft

[buttplugfoetus]

[vivienvalentino]

Kiki’s Delivery Service |  ‎魔女の宅急便 (1989) Spirited Away | ‎千と千尋の神隠し (2001) My Neighbor Totoro | となりのトトロ (1988)

[susiephone]

i literally cannot stop. will reblog with the link once i’m done.

[sunshine-snowflake]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[slab-o-meat]

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

[amongthespaghetti]

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[theblackd4hlia]

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

[anonbuddha]

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

[whatspeaksofter]

At least he didn’t go “finders-Keepers”

[haiikyuus-remade]

social media popularity and influencer culture is gross but also.. i wanna make money for doing absolutely nothing too

[gathermyspirits]

It’s a TON of work. It’s not doing nothing???? It’s taking pictures at the ass crack of dawn to make a hotel stay “look like a vacation” it’s eating cold food because it took forever to get that right lighting. It’s editing photos and videos for hours because shit has to look professional af. We’re business people, photographers, marketing experts, and have to look good doing it so fuck off w this “influencers do nothing” shit. 🙄

[haiikyuus-remade]

im sorry that its so stressful that you have the privilege to go to a hotel:/

[weloveshortvideos]

[vaginavision]

What a sweet little pumpernickel

[carnival-phantasm]

[carnival-phantasm]

[badluckbadger]

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

[sugarpiss]

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

[coldairballoons]

me after getting a total of two days without rest:

[mudwerks]

(via 🔥 Young condor 🔥)

[playnicepussycat]

He eat

[pon-raul]

what sort of fucking demon is that

[thepleasuregoblin]

Just a little boy.

[meteonisdrytron]

Me

[bunjywunjy]

if you’re curious, adult condors are some of the largest birds on the planet with wingspans reaching over ten feet!

some birds eventually forgot that they were dinosaurs, but the Condor Did Not.

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

he lik the popsacle

[capturetheatre]

when theatre kids hear show tunes in public

[angel-gamer-deactivated20210424]

I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.

[queerlyglittering]

it’s the take on me girl