[geryone]

the main experience of being in my 20s has been standing in the middle of a grocery store & checking my notes app grocery list

[huffylemon]

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[gucci-tinfoil-hat]

The sizzling sound of coke in my hand is hypnotic to Escobar

[jellogram]

The "Have you been here?" blog is the best gimmick blog because every post is like "Have you been to this remote convenience store in northeastern Latvia?" and the results are 99.9% no's but then you open the notes and there's 3-5 Latvians losing their absolute minds

[jellogram]

❗Achievement Unlocked: Summon 3-5 Latvians

[smokingrozanov]

When Ilya said “come here” and then Shane said “no you come here” and then they both came hered <3

[sacred-portal]

[lakevida]

I was born in 2003 is that normal

literally no

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[herpsandbirds]

[willgrahamscock]

of all the phrases we used to say in the 2010s era we need to bring back ‘what the hap is fuckening’ because honestly… what the hap is fuckening lately brother

[chanafehs]

‘you put that cig out, you can hold her’

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[mandycantdecide]

can't wait for the ilya's dad fixing his bow tie vs david hollander helping him with his tie parallel next season

[dreamyrzz]

Just wait untill my 6 tumblr mutuals hear about this

[probuccalfat]

there’s no permanent self and that’s pretty cool