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Something always has to go wrong when my Dad's are off island. This time their girl dog decided she was going to try and choke herself to death on some grass or something. Been watching her for the last half hour and already called the emergency Vet and they said based on how she's acting now that she should be fine but if anything changed to call back. So now I have a migraine and am nauseas from my anxiety and the fact i'm probably staying up all night due to the anxiety and watching her.

#personal #im gonna fucking vomit

croaksac

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

#do u think a lot of cryptids may have come about from weird mutations lile this?

theconcealedweapon

yokolate

Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You (2026) Opening Fig Smoke by Zutomayo

animentality

1percentcharge

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

geeko-sapiens

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

greatcheshire

Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.

zestydippingsauce

drunkenskunk

xiiiwayfinders

fluentisonus

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

fidelcostco

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

fidelcostco

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

fidelcostco

oh this is my post

unusual-suspects

x

crehador

the best photo someone could take right now is of their dog watching tv with this shot on the screen

climbingonroofs

Here you go OP

househunting

$495,000/2 br/1.5 ba/1,594 sq ft

Waitsfield, VT

Built in 1990

"A rare opportunity to be part of a unique collective of homes that address the challenges of housing in the 21st Century. Designed and built by Yestermorrow founder John Connell, and recipient of a 2026 Preservation Award, this home is creative and whimsical, but also highly efficient and exciting. Sit on the cantilevered deck overlooking the Mad River and you'll feel like you're floating in mid-air."

[I post the most interesting houses on substack and it is free and I post them first before they show up here]

#i dread cleaning all those windows