Everybody’s Hell Is Better Than My Own

33-year-old asexual nuisance. into pokémon, penguins, and punk/emo-adjacent music. he/they.

[twilidramon]

#0100 - #0101 Voltorb & Electrode (Kanto & Hisui)

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[senatortedcruz]

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[sacred-portal]

[adirtnap]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[fairycosmos]

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

[brucespringsteencomments]

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[dogpuppy]

[flipchild]

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[bobdylanyaoi]

everybody's gotta have a guy named michael

[bobdylanyaoi]

stop talking about your boyfriends this is about michael corleone from the godfather and maybe michael nesmith from the monkees

[raydowi]

Lapras is such a serene and pretty Pokemon, easily one of my faves 💙

[junk-thunder]

I dont remember why I made hmmboob.png but I’m thankful for it every single day

[transhuman-priestess]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]