We're all mad here

I post what I like and pics of myself too. NSFW. No kids allowed

[skunkandburningtires]

Deadpool marketing is on point

[studiotrigger-deactivated201605]

#it’s shitposting marketing

[kazehayakuns]

they had this as response for those who didn’t get the last image

[jmihelic]

[jimmywaxxx-deactivated20150723]

Split on my dick

[super-emily-posts]

[theemporiumofporn]

[sexystuffworld]

[nabsvsvi-deactivated20240417]

code geass pirn part 5

[toocooltobehipster]

Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]

[theviewfromthesummit]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[lizawithazed]

WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT

[therothwoman]

They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.

[webothlovepornandthatsokay]

Part 3

[1337beat]

Hump Day Harley

[zanecudi]

SWEET BLACK ON A POPO!

[miss-mayajane]

The skirt is fantastic. 

[screamingnitrogenchallenge]

I will force my children to do this.

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[dunebat]

Wow.

[makeoutinheaven-deactivated2014]

I feel like something really important just happened

[godlessmen]

[yeezyyraisedme-blog]

I’d like to correct this:

“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”

“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes.  

I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare.  

I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities.  

I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes.

I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential.  

I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”

reblogging for the comment

[fuckyeahblasphemy]

I did, but you forced her to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term, forcing her to become a single mother with limited income, having to sacrifice her college dreams in order to provide for her unwanted child.

[segweg]

fucking BOOM ^

[juichibey-deactivated20140106]

oh

[earthmoonlotus]

THANK YOU COMMENTATORS.

[hype-trak]

Yessir .

[4gifs]

[catdad-deactivated20151020]

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

[thelizardqueenxo]

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

[stackyisme]

Hahaha yesss

[pup-kato-deactivated20160412]

🐰💕

[bigjon6669]

Smart-ass rabbit