[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[aroseforno-one-deactivated20221]

[biglemongrab]

And now I'm fine again. Fuck. I just really really wanna be in permanent exile. Lol

[biglemongrab]

Man I am not feeling okay. Really really bad.

[eatpizzas]

[anarchy-n-glitter]

When people get mad at Sansa for playing the game of thrones in a show called game of thrones

[cute-animals-only]

[redditfront]

[setheverman]

this man does the math and delivers your change

[tumbl-sloth]

[uggly]

[glita]

oh

my

god

[tigerlilyx]

Cat heaven

[microfilaria-deactivated2016103]

THIS IS WHAT I ASPIRE TO HAVE MY HOUSE TO BE.

[entdandy-deactivated20150612]

Future house

[carisi-rollins]

the hound doesn’t have a favourite… except he totally does

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[pangur-and-grim]

man, I think my low-point was marching into a bank in a cow-patterned crop top demanding to know why my card kept getting declined when I had $300 in my account, only for the man behind the counter to suck his teeth and carefully point out the negative sign in front of the 300

[catchymemes]

[rebel-in-tartan]

Why have I been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes?

[catchymemes]

[kingofthehillcaps]