I'm Sam. Sam I am. I do not like green eggs & Ham"

Hey, i'm Sam Evans. I earned my letterman jacket fair and square by joining synchronised swimming. Which is sexy regardless of what Finn may tell you. Pandora is a real planet and i'm going to prove it by discovering it when I graduate. My guitar never leaves my side. Dyslexic but i'm working on my grades. I have an amazing girlfriend, Quinn Fabray, my princess. Finn Hudson is the best friend. I love my Ohana.

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lets have sex on the star wars sheets for old times

You make me so happy

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Hey girl. Are you the Sun? Cause you're like 91 million miles away from me.

ohohohohohohohohoh

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*gives you a kiss*

*sex*

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wHere's mY supersuit?!?!

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?! 

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*aggressively shimmies*

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I think Ohana honestly made me into a better person sometimes like I think before and after and I think of all the things it was and what it did for me and I actually had no friends at the time like you guys were my friends and my parents were not around so much and it was so important to me to have you guys and in a way this sort of shaped who I am now and I like who I am now a lot more than who I was and I’ve made a shit ton of mistakes but I’m better for all of them and I guess I can never thank you guys enough for that, for being here for me when I had no one else and no matter what or where I go or how often we talk, you guys are always going to be important to me and I’m always going to love you no matter what because you’re all actually some of the most wonderful people I’ve ever met in my life and I just want you to all be happy and do wonderful things and I know you’ll affect other people the way you all affected me and that gives me hope and I just love all of you

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OMG OK here is the thing that happened YOU PROBABLY ALL KNEW THIS IT WAS EXTREMELY OBVIOUS

when i first started rp i joined this rp that had a theme garden theme and all u had to do was send in an ask that said you wanted the role. the admin was clearly the mercedes since they were on at the same time/both used the :3 face/the admin was really promoting finncedes etc, but the main said they were not in the roleplay, so it made me think that admins couldn’t be in the rp idk i was dumb. 

then that rp died and oh man that was the strangest rp i’ve ever been in some of the plotlines wtf quinn had a drug addict sister that ran away three times and the finn also ran away with only a bag of marshmallows and almost starved to death and so on. but anyway it died.

and i wanted another rp but i couldn’t find one that i liked. so i just made one. aka this one a-glee-roleplay omg how dumb was i i’m actually laughing wow such creativity what the hell

and i didn’t say anything bc i didn’t think admins could be in the rp but i wanted to be quinn and she was always taken duh and then i realized like omg wtf the admin can be in the rp that is not a rule and i felt dumb so i never told you guys that i didn’t tell you guys and i just never told 

and the moral of the story is wow u guys thought u didn’t know how to rp when this first started well neither did i man

and i was so embarrassed but now i laugh about it

the end

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wait wait wait wait wait 

you were the ADMIN THIS ENTIRE TIME?

IM SCREAMING THIS IS THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF ALL TIME WHAT THE HELL

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aaay

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Ryder and Marley should do it

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THE RETURN OF OHANA

Holy shit this blog is dusty. *Aggressively coughs*

HELLO MY CHILDREN. Yes, the day we have all secretly been praying for has FINALLY happened. OHANA IS BACK BABY. For a few days? A few more hours? For all of eternity? Who knows?

HELLO I’M YOUR HOST SAM EVANS BRINGING YOU THE GOOD NEWS. It’s 1:38 here in Australia on this boiling hot night and I’m currently trying to get my left hand out of a tube of pringles and type with the other while I watch Aladdin on my television screen. Folks, I’m living the life.

ROLL UP ROLL UP WE HAVE FRESH MEAT

AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. I think we should do an initiation yep ok Sammy. Let’s give him 30 punches or something I don’t know it’ll be funny

THAT’S RIGHT. I personally don’t know HOW or WHY or even if we were recruiting but we HAVE SOMEBODY NEW AND THAT PERSON IS RYDER LYNNNNNNNNN (Kind of like Flynn Ryder but not as hot) annnnnd he’s bachelor number one. With my excellent love making skills (wink wink nudge nudge) I’m feeling a couple COMING UP. RACHEL AND RYDER? OR PERHAPS LAUREN AND RYDER? IS THERE ALREADY A LOVE TRIANGLE OH MY SWEET JESUS MY PRIVATES ARE TINGLING.

HERE’S AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE FRESH MEAT HIMSELF:

What’s it like being new to Ohana?

Its pretty awesome, i mean other than how justifiably insane everyone is. But then again that means that I just blend right in.

Who’s the hottest?

Me clearly, tied only with Sam Evans. **

Paper or Plastic?

Paper condoms would hurt

**NOTE: Subject may or may not have been paid for this answer.

ALSO THE GOVERNMENT IS SHUT DOWN APPARENTLY.

I’m not sure I wouldn’t know I live in Australia and we just chill so YEAH.

This post has been bought to you by:

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I think I sang that song to Quinn once i’m not 100% sure that could have been a dream. BUT SCREW HER LET US DUET

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I’ll be jasmine who strips to also be the monkey cause only one part can’t hold me

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good plan i'll be aladdin because I'm hot and my vocals are siiiick

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yes yes yes YES YES OH GOD YES

did you mess your pants again

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your face does things to me

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OoooOOoOoOOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOOoOoh you’re good

you’re really good

HELLO

its 1:30am and i have pringles and i’m watching Aladdin

I READ AN ARTICLE THAT THERE’S GOING TO BE AN AVATAR LAND IN ANIMAL KINGDOM AT DISNEY WORLD AND IM FREAKING OTU

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i CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD. you should sing that to me as you drag me around on the ropes and show me them. 

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I think I sang that song to Quinn once i'm not 100% sure that could have been a dream. BUT SCREW HER LET US DUET

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since no one else is saying it cause they’re all RUDE

hi sam

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OoooOOoOoOOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOOoOoh you’re good

you’re really good

HELLO

its 1:30am and i have pringles and i’m watching Aladdin

I READ AN ARTICLE THAT THERE’S GOING TO BE AN AVATAR LAND IN ANIMAL KINGDOM AT DISNEY WORLD AND IM FREAKING OTU

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WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCULAKSFLAS;FJWEIEWGKG

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

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NO HOLY LORD IM NOT IM ACTUALLY SHAKING AT THIS OKAY HANG ON THEY POSTED THE LINK ON THEIR FACEBOOK

http://disneyparks.disney.go.com/blog/2013/10/first-look-avatar-to-come-to-life-at-disneys-animal-kingdom/ READ IT AND CRY WITH ME IT'S LITERALLY GOING TO BE HEAVEN

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since no one else is saying it cause they’re all RUDE

hi sam

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OoooOOoOoOOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOOoOoh you're good

you're really good

HELLO

its 1:30am and i have pringles and i'm watching Aladdin

I READ AN ARTICLE THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE AN AVATAR LAND IN ANIMAL KINGDOM AT DISNEY WORLD AND IM FREAKING OTU

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!!!!!!

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OH MY GOD! This made me grin. The secret is that we’re actually lovers. 

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It's because we're lovers