Nathan Ireland

Nate Ireland here, but you already knew that one. QB for the New England Patriots. 23 years old, Father of John and Adelina, and living in a pimp ass brownstone with the family Always a fan of naked pics in my ask, but please, no dudes. It's just not happening.

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Text | Nate

Ali: So you're still gonna have a big dick when you're a grandpa?

Nate: Uh, yeah? I'll be like 40.

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Text | Nate

Ali: Get use to it that's what it'll look like when you're old.

Nate: Eew no it won't.

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Text | Nate

Ali: How was practice?

Nate: I'm in an ice bath and I don't know where my dick went.

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Text | Nate

Ali: Alright fine. Sorry.

Ali: I'll talk to you later then.

[half hour later]

Nate: Nope! I'm here now, we finished.

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Text | Nate

Ali: What?

Nate: I get fined $10,000 if they see me using my phone.

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Text | Nate

Ali: So sending you a cleavage pic would be super distracting right?

Nate: Probably, but what's $10K?

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Text | Nate

Ali: Yeah kind of.

Ali: Everything okay? You seem kind of off.

Nate: At practice, hiding phone.

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Text | Nate

Ali: You're just saying that because you don't want to hurt my feelings.

Ali: Well I like it. It's different.

Nate: I guess I have to get used to it.

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Text | Nate

Ali: Yeah it's for real. Don't like it?

Nate: Don't hate it.

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Text | Nate

Ali: Soooo I sort of cut my hair. Pretty short. Surprise? Lol

Nate: That's for real?

[teamlockwood]

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[lexinotalexis]

Make him be smaller again!

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No lie Lex, I wish I could!

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bignateqb Hanging out with this little man.  #growinglikeaweed

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Chugs and Chocolate | Nate+Ali

Ali: She gasped loudly as he smeared the cupcake all over her boob. "You are in so much trouble, Ireland!" she clenched her jaw as she grabbed a napkin to start wiping off some of the frosting. A failed attempt as it was already stained on her sweatshirt. "See, I have the twins on my team" she mused as they wiped frosting on his face. She took the chance while he was distracted to smack the rest of her cupcake on his butt, staining he pants. "Now we are even." she nodded as she started to wipe more frosting off of her chest.

Nate: "You're gonna use my babies against me? Not cool Tyler, not cool," he said, standing up and dropping his sweats, not bothered at all, he had basketball shorts under them. His attention turned to his giggling kids a moment later though, blowing raspberries at both of them and leaning in so Adelina could lick the icing off his face. He laughed a second later though, watching as Johnny stared at Ali cleaning the cupcake off her boobs. "I think J-man wants to help clean you up," he teased.

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Chugs and Chocolate | Nate+Ali

Ali: She held what was left of her cupcake in her hand, ready to throw it his way. She was way too full to eat it anyways and shoving it in Nate's face was a lot more satisfying. "I don't consider that bad behavior." she teased as she took a step back each time he stepped closer to her. She was certain that he could catch her with ease, but she wasn't going to make it easy for him. "You're going to waste a perfectly good cupcake? I'm going to tell Stella that you're wasting her hard work." she warned even though she was being hypocritical but that was beside the point. Ali took another step backwards and took a piece of her cupcake and tossed it at Nate, hitting him in the chest. "Bring it on, Ireland." she taunted with a smirk.

Nate: Nate didn't go for the face. That was too easy and too predictable. He studied her for a moment, her yoga pants and the zip up hoodie she wore over what he assumed was a tank top. He faked left, and a second later was smushing his cupcake on her boob, staining her shirt with icing and then running away quickly to hide behind his babies. Not that they helped, as both John and Adelina reached out and smeared cupcake mess all over his face, all giggles as he gasped and started to clean it off.

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Chugs and Chocolate | Nate+Ali

Ali: It would have been easy to hold a grudge against Nate after what happened. But it wasn't entirely his fault that someone hacked into his phone. It's not like she was okay with the situation, but being angry wouldn't make the pictures go away. Plus after recent events she felt like she needed to be there for him, he would do the same for her. She helped clean off the table and get the dishes in the dishwasher while listening to the Johnny and Adelina band play in the background. "Cupcakes all around!" she grinned as she placed one in front of Adelina and a special Johnny cupcake in front of Johnny. It only took a few seconds before hands were diving into the frosting and Adelina smeared some on Johnny's face. Ali couldn't help but to laugh, "That looks like a lot of fun." she grinned as she smeared some frosting all over Nate's cheek, "I was right, that is a lot of fun." she teased as she prepared to stand up and run because she was sure retaliation was coming her way.

Nate: The gasp that came out of Nate's mouth was mimicked almost exactly by his son as he was in the midst of eating the icing off his cupcake. Adelina might like to play and smear icing, but Johnny liked his treats, and he wasn't going to waste it. "Did you guys see what Ali did to me?!" he asked his kids. Lina giggled and threw bits of her cupcake. Johnny looked thoughtful as he shoved as much as he could in his mouth. Nate took a step towards Ali but stopped to watch Johnny eat, wanting to make sure he didn't choke. Sure enough, his son had a way of putting a lot in his mouth and only ending up taking the smallest bite. "You know... you should be punished for setting such a bad example for my kids," Nate mused, his hand moving up to wipe the frosting from his cheek as he advanced on her. "You sure you're ready for this?"