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Kenz. Would you like to know more?

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

they are putting me down tomorrow for being too earnest. but i really think it’s going to be okay : - )

[sistertaxon]

Shoe fetish is the thinking woman's foot fetish

[bigomega]

and the points dont matter, just like the cost of your funeral.

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[endlesss-rain]

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here

[1hogg]

there's a madness for the method

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[stickandthorn]

I’d die on the hill that “stranger danger” is a deeply unhelpful mentality to have. “Ooooh everyone is out to get me they’re all gonna perpetrate harm that’s actually more likely to come from someone I already know. I better never talk to anyone in my community who I don’t already know, just to be safe. I’m sure there are no other biases interwoven with this mentality” like oh my god human traffickers do not just randomly spawn in every parking lot. You don’t have to go solo hitchhiking across the country but you also don’t have to live in fear that every guy on the street is the knife man who’s gonna get you. Like have situational awareness, yeah. But most of the time the guy on the street is not knife man he’s actually just a guy on the street and he’s probably pretty chill, and you’re driving yourself crazy by living in a constant state of unnecessary fear.

[ewaneneollav]

there is a certain kind of disenchantment in realizing that what felt like a profound interpersonal drama may have depended heavily on asymmetries in how reality itself appeared to each participant. one person lives in a world where everything glows with possible meaning. the other lives in a world where things are much flatter, quieter, less insistently significant. of course they are going to have trouble understanding each other. they’re not just disagreeing about what events mean. they’re disagreeing about which events even register as meaningful enough to interpret in the first place. who we are is far more constrained by the kinds of worlds our brains make available to us than we usually like to admit

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[guelwaar]

clinical medicine is simple, basically the way it works is 99.999% of doctors don't know anything at all, so they only treat the 10–15 most common problems in their specialty. this might sound bad, but actually it's better, because 99.999% of patients don't have any complex medical problems anyway, which we know because they've never been diagnosed with anything except the 10–15 most common problems in the relevant specialty, because in order to be evaluated for something else they would have to be referred to one of the 0.001% of doctors who occasionally know something about some other condition, but they can't get that referral because they obviously don't need it because they've only been diagnosed with simple problems that the other 99.999% of doctors evaluate. so as U can see it's really about ensuring every patient gets the best possible care.