Mallory May

Mallory, 19, Statesboro, GA and occasionally Naples, Italy. Dragons, dogs, Pokemon, sharks, sweaters, and Good Times. Love ya!

[924inlegend]

Ryan: …you were high on DayQuil and sleep deprived and running on coffee. Shane: I was. I was having a blast. Ryan: You were out of your mind. 

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[hallucin8]

Wish I was born with super powers instead of bad eyesight and big titties.

[theauspolchronicles]

I’m so goddamn mad that oil companies have known climate change is real for decades and did everything to stop people from acting on it. I want to burn their offices down. I want to throw their CEOs into a fucking pit. The world is being destroyed because some filthy rich fucks saw the end coming and figured making money off it was better than saving it. That’s pure evil, plain and simple.

[quasi-normalcy]

Exxon knew about climate change almost 40 years ago and took steps to suppress the evidence

Likewise Shell.

This isn’t a conspiracy theory, this is a documented historical fact, and people’s heads should literally be rolling for it.

[st-pam]

[disc80s]

[onlyniceandgaystuff]

some highlights

[mapelie]

Let me eat egg

[betasunkern]

[theshitneyspears]

how did she know my real surname

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[parliamentrook]

the money skull, reblog for money and or skulls

[datcatwhatcameback-deactivated2]

Can I at least have some skulls?

[mlekonya]

oblivious

[naamahdarling]

i lost my shit at the last panel

[naiveasf]

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[persephinae]

Merida + Scottish twitter

[99894845980439485]

art

[graphiteknight]

I made a sequel.

[doodlemeimpressed]

[pengosolvent]

this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

[ohsuestorm]

#the never-ending tragedy of diana listening to men talk

[deactivatedblognumber1]

So a teacher in my friends’ class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they had and there was a line in the bathroom to apply knife sharp, enormous curves of winged eyeliner on everyone and they looked like a legion of warrior goddesses on their way to avenge their sister, so when the teacher came in the room his face just FELL and he kept avoiding the girls staring at him during class, so they started raising their hands and asking questions about the subject to force him to look at them, and if you don’t think girls are amazing when they get down to battle you are missing out on something glorious