fancy seeing you here

i mostly just reblog whatever! if you want you are welcome to check out my artblog!

[lesbianelsas]

We Are Lady Parts (2021-)

[cizayox]

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

[michaonthemoon-blog]

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!” (z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

[academicfeminist]

I can’t even read French and I’m laughing my ass off

[dafuqyouwantfrumme]

This is good

[echomortis]

[dunmeshi]

just stumbled across Francisco Soria Aedo's work and first off: really good painter, super talented. He mainly did portraits and neoclassical but I really like are his expressions, which do show up in his neoclassical work. lots of people smiling and having fun and it's just very cute

this is one of my favorites

[dunmeshi]

heres a couple more examples!

[marvel-leviathan]

...i dont thing I’ve ever seen this style with people smiling...

[thoodleoo]

a premium tumblr service you say? what a fantastic way to support my favorite bloggers! unfortunately the only currency i have is copper ingots, but i assure you they are of the FINEST quality, as you can see from all of my stellar reviews

[sartorialadventure]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

At the annual Houston RenFest we’d always get one or two furries that walk around and every time the general reaction from the medieval roleplayers is akin to  “BEASTS? BEASTS THAT WALK LIKE MAN? FOUL!” 

Last time I went a furry volunteered for an impromptu conversion/exorcism and a guy dressed as a monk gathered a bunch of people and using a Gatorade bottle performed an entire catholic christening while reading off the instructions on his Ipad. When the furry was fully “converted” he removed the head of his costume and everyone in the crowd pretended to freak out and say shit like “GlORY BE HE IS SAVED” “CHRIST HAS BROKEN HIS CURSE”

[aierie--dragonslayer]

That’s the best crap i’ve heard in months

[everythingfox]

Building a home for a toadlet

(via)

[vcrcleaner]

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me watching the prep: That’s gonna be WAY too small for him to live in!

Me seeing the amphibian: Objection withdrawn.

[authorchanlove-deactivated20210]

I’ve seen a post going around saying that animated hugs look kinda?? Cold?? Which I can’t say I 100% agree with (or I’ve had some COLD hugs all my life) because I’ve seen MANY animated hugs that just?? GIVE ME THOSE FEELS!!

like NO diss to gibli movies but have you SEEN THESE??

LIKE EXCUSE ME?? These are some PROPERLY animated hugs and you CANNOT tell me otherwise.

[les-maux-doux]

sometimes you read a fanfiction to distract and enjoy yourself but you end up reading a dialogue or a sentence that fundamentally changes who you are as a person and how you perceive the world around you, and honestly i wouldn't have it any other way

[bogleech]

pretty real shit on this poster at our doctor’s office actually

[tha-mi-beo]

Image reads:

Here is a simple rule, eat when you are hungry and stop when you are full. Eat many different foods. There are no “bad” foods.

It’s not good for you to diet, skip meals or avoid entire groups of foods. If you do not eat lots of different kinds of foods, you may not feel well and could make yourself sick. Skipping meals can make Youso hungry that you eat too much food when you finally do have a meal or snack.

Fat makes food taste good and helps you feel full. You may find you get hungry faster and want to eat more often if you eat mostly non-fat foods. Eating only foods labelled as “low-fat” or “non-fat” does not always mean you are eating well.

[elletao]

100 FEMALE CHARACTERS IN 2021

28. Harley Quinn ☆ Birds of Prey (2020) dir. Cathy Yan

[thatisahotsoup-deactivated20220]

so you’re telling me the impala discourse is not about giving dean a carsona in the cars cinematic universe

[thatisahotsoup-deactivated20220]

guys stop ur making deanpala cry

[sagegarnish]

So I saw some comments suggesting making Castiel as his 1978 Lincoln Continental Mark V, so I went ahead with it, and then I was like “why not add it into the poster” and then I said, “why not make some Deanpala fanart to go with it” and then it just got carried away and adding a logo, and uh here it is. Midway through drawing this, my partner caught me. I didn't realize he'd come up behind me until he said "that's cute" and my face turned hot and i yelled "DO NOT PERCIEVE ME!"

I wish i'd been drawing porn, tbh

[seshrat]

man i’m gonna say it that tv head thing that early-teens tumblr had going on was great and i want it back

[seshrat]

this shit. this shit ruled. start doing this again

[re-peysi]

yooo-

[re-peysi]

I think you guys deserve a continuation

[niyarest]

write your url by only using emojis

[justsomeantifas]

call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

[robobun]

@ everyone in the notes talking about physical performance: if that were the case, then sports would be divided by physical performance. that’s a thing you can measure. that’s a thing that varies by individual. a weak man and a strong man would be an unfair fight in boxing/wrestling/MMA, which is why they divide those sports up into weight groups based on physical performance. but they also further segregate them based on gender. chess is segregated by gender for no reason but sexism. if it’s actually about skill and physical ability, then measure those and separate people by those metrics. don’t do some bullshit gender segregation and pretend like men and women are inherently on different levels no matter their individual abilities.

[justsomeantifas]

💅

[aggrokawaii]

Remember that time a teenage girl struck out Babe Ruth? That’s fucking why. Men are afraid of being beaten by women.

[amuseoffyre]

Remember that time male swimmers were pulled out of training because Kate Ledecky was leaving them ‘broken’ by swimming better than them? Remember how she didn’t even notice, because she was busy actually training?

[notanadult]

Shooting is a sport that has no reliance on strength and so any allowance for gender variation is irrelevant. The last time there was a mixed competition (1992) a chinese woman named Zhang Shan won it.

[murderxbaby-deactivated20190102]

It’s often presented as for the benefit of women. After all, they’ll be heartbroken when they‘re hurt or bested by men.

Projection is a hell of a drug. 

[dick-graysons-left-butt-cheek]

[yungcrybby-anonymousbosch666]

this is why they drug test Serena like crazy. the believe no woman should be that good. let alone a black woman. and black women have always been considered “manly” and less feminine.

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

also can we talk about how surfing is segregated as well? like how the dude who won this years international surfing cup or whatever was given $30,000 worth of prize money, while the woman who won the women’s comp was only awarded like $16,000 of prize money???? or whatever it was. but I know it was either half or less than half of what the man won. like why can’t they get the same prize money and when they’re competing internationally in the same competition? they surely have the same level of skill and talent.

[yungcrybby-anonymousbosch666]

the pay gap in sports between men and women is fucking insane.

[torukun1]

The pay gaps, not to mention lack of sponsorships for women athletes who don’t look like models is insane. If you weigh over 250 pounds, no one will sponsor you. It’s why most female Olympic-class weightlifters live in poverty/out of their cars.

[shipitbabyonemoretime]

[intersex-mhacha-deactivated2020]

Reminder that in international (and usually national too) womens athletics anybody with 5m/mol of natural testosterone or higher is disqualified. (See legal case of Dutee Chand vs IAAF.)

Do you or somebody you know have PCOS? You are banned from international womens athletics because you are supposedly in posession of an unreasonable advantage in sports.

Folks disqualified for hyper-androgenism in womens athletics.

Francine Niyonsaba

Caster Semenya

Dutee Chand

Margaret Wambui

And more

-

Why are those disqualified overwhelmingly black and brown? Because testing is case by case when an athletes performance “raises suspicions”. They overwhelmingly test athletes of colour, for being too fast and not meeting white expectations of femininity.

Racism and intersexism(discrimination against intersex people) in sports is abject evil. Desegregate sports.

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

bringing this back in light of the blatant racism and misogynoir in the olympics

[molothoo]

“They overwhelmingly test athletes of colour, for being too fast and not meeting white expectations of femininity.”

[warmbrightedits]

Southern Comfort (2001)

A beautiful scene featuring transgender man Robert Eades and his transgender girlfriend Lola.

[vulpeculavolans]

[TRANSCRIPT:

Robert: – and now she’s coming out, full blown… she is something else.

Lola: Oh, please, stop it.

Robert: What? I’m just telling her how wonderful you are, and how beautiful, and how organised, and…

Lola: Actually, you know, I really should put all of this on tape, you know? For when I’m not feeling so great.

Robert: Sweetheart, it is on tape. 

[BOTH LAUGH]

Robert: Just in the last couple of months now, it’s come on real strong, but she just really blushes! I can get her to blush all the way from head to toe. See? And she can’t deal with it! She’s never blushed like that before!

Lola: [SIGHS]

[BOTH LAUGH]

Robert: All my life, I’ve been looking for the perfect woman… and all this time, she’s been right there in front of me, and I didn’t even realise it, ‘cause I never thought I’d have a chance with her.

Lola: Why? You’re like… completely loveable.

Robert: To be loved by you, that’s… that’s…

Lola: I had no notion, to think that we would have this little fling.

Robert: That’s what I feel - we have this nice friendship, we can’t go out, we have fun together, we got no entanglements and stuff and then - bam! Just… all of a sudden, next thing I know, we’re in love with each other and we can’t stop it.

END TRANSCRIPT]

[warmbrightedits]

Thank you so much for providing a transcript, friend! Typing is quite difficult sometimes, so I appreciate it :3 The whole documentary is beautiful and heartbreaking, I really recommend it. 

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[spiroandthelacktones]

Wow Im not sure what caused this movie to start being sent around now I’m surprised I’d never heard of it given it’s from 2001 but now I’m really interested in watching it

[24hourcharleston]

The full documentary is on YouTube! https://youtu.be/IH0L3wlV0hg

[oceanmonsters]

i did not expect to become a jedward stan in 2020 but I guess it’s not the only curveball this year’s thrown

[combeferret]

for those that arent from the uk/Ireland

Jedward are a singing duo, Irish twins who made their debut on The X Factor at the age of 17 in 2009

they were ABSOLUTELY the comic relief, they couldn’t really sing, they couldn’t really dance, but they had such high energy and pissed off the “”serious judges”” SO MUCH which just made people vote for them to stay in the contest longer to see what they’d do next

anyway most people that aren’t their fans (which they do have, they have v decent careers 11 years on!) literally haven’t heard much from them in about 9 years

until suddenly they start tweeting the real shit and turns out they are VERY POLITICALLY OUTSPOKEN

I cannot stress this enough, imagine jojo siwa disappears for ten years and then comes back into the public eye (still with the same pop vibes and sparkles) but is now suddenly throwing around super intelligent political zingers everywhere and going to protest marches, but TIMES TEN CRAZIER

[greaseonmymouth]

this is jedward representing Ireland in eurovision (TWICE) erasure