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Just bashed on some random elf tbh

The fuckhog passed away last night. If I could fry I would be but I’m tough as shit so I don’t really even actually care all that much about my fuckhog anyway.

I hope they kill me with a big mallet. But spare my fuckpig. He has done no wrong and also I want him buried alive with my bone dust. And don’t worry, he’ll have a copy of banjo kazooey. I thought about this.

memorycycle

my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged

angelicguy

Laughing my ass off I fell for the corrupting obsidian blade again

bigscaryskull

All I am anymore is just a big bone. not even "and some bullshit." That's it. I'm just a skull.

bigscaryskull

I don't even feel big anymore. Saw a bigger skull. What's even the point.

All I am anymore is just a big bone. not even "and some bullshit." That's it. I'm just a skull.

castration-faq

People love to torture the fuckpig but do people even wanna love the fuckpig these days

bippus

Loveing the fuckpig

bippus

matrixonvhsanddvd

the world loves to fuck my butt . but i love getting my butt fucked

bippus

Loveing the fuckpig

bippus

I can’t lay eggs and I must scream or whatever the hell that stupid book was called.

I hunger and yet I have no belly to fill. At least I can live vicariously through my fuckhog. I love him. I like to feed him hog lard and watch him get big and round. I like watching him roll around on the floor and stuff. Had a crow pecking on my skull today and it really pissed me off. Think I have a cavity to work on and everything. I fucking hate being the big scary skull sometimes everyone’s out to fucking get you. Shit ain’t easy.

Absolutely fucked in the skull hole right now

Does anyone have a spare $3300 for the swarovski crystal shrek set? I need them.

Alright which one of you fucking jokesters stole all my teeth last night

Confess and I’ll only lightly skin you

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