welcome to the junkle

im a witch and im evil she/he

[venusish]

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

[kittenisajerk]

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

[uiruu]

they kill people

[cutecipher]

1 million beers in: hi.

[ceruleanheaven]

(two deers in) why are there deers here

[guilhernunes]

cat develops hydrokinesis after eating sushi at a suspicious restaurant

[1966loveminuszeronolimit]

how to keep going for beginners

[bigshotmot]

godfreys still in the early part of stormblood but i am so excited for him to get to shb you don't even know. the light corruption is gonna do some shit to him what with the whole possession thing he already got going on it's gonna be NUTS

[swagophile]

me: yeah i guess its not even a kink thing really, like yeah i want a mommy but moreso i just want the kindness i was never afforded in childhood

mob guy: yeah. i undastand dat. my mudda, god rest her soul, was a complicated woman,

[cutecipher]

dr. macklemore (podiatrist): i fix your granddads toes

[anxeious]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[nataliehall]

Jimoteè Chamameé

Who wants a Jimothy tattoo 🤣

[flowerprintundies]

a weapon of mass seduction !!!!!

[bigshotmot]

can i chill. can i just have fun

[queermasculine]

never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[doshy67]

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.