welcome to the junkle

im a witch and im evil she/he

[i-am-a-fish]

they should invent a sleep that is goodnight 😴 and maybe even sweet dreams. hold on, I'm going to try something. if you don't hear from me in the next hour, it worked

[sacred-portal]

[slechterick]

the videogame industry will see their own foot and be like is anybody else gonna shoot this and not wait for an answer

[eldritchgirlthing]

the rapture happened but they only took pjackk

[tartmagica]

[pjackk]

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

[pjackk]

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

[thegroovyarchives]

Vegetables With Glamour From the 1958 "wonderful ways with soups...from Campbell's" Cookbook

[beastliness]

[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown

[beastliness]

we take turns

[beastliness]

(via @paperplanechemtrails)

[captainamericaa]

BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

[kumagawa]

this is literally the 92 bulls

[captainamericaa]

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

[kumagawa]

it’s called a fade away jumper

[bigshotmot]

does anybody want to hear about my storey. i feel like i would benefit from some feedback (i have not written it yet)

[venusish]

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

[kittenisajerk]

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

[uiruu]

they kill people

[cutecipher]

1 million beers in: hi.

[ceruleanheaven]

(two deers in) why are there deers here

[guilhernunes]

cat develops hydrokinesis after eating sushi at a suspicious restaurant

[1966loveminuszeronolimit]

how to keep going for beginners

[bigshotmot]

godfreys still in the early part of stormblood but i am so excited for him to get to shb you don't even know. the light corruption is gonna do some shit to him what with the whole possession thing he already got going on it's gonna be NUTS

[swagophile]

me: yeah i guess its not even a kink thing really, like yeah i want a mommy but moreso i just want the kindness i was never afforded in childhood

mob guy: yeah. i undastand dat. my mudda, god rest her soul, was a complicated woman,

[cutecipher]

dr. macklemore (podiatrist): i fix your granddads toes