welcome to the junkle

im a witch and im evil she/he

[animentality]

[throwbackblr]

[pangur-and-grim]

I could bring this thing home

[i-am-a-lizard]

[pangur-and-grim]

there's no cause for that

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[thegaymertrainer]

TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

[cognitohazardous]

this is how we should generate power for cities

[transmechanicus]

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

[quendergeer]

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

[bigshotmot]

godfrey fact: he loves moogles. hes moogle fan number one. hes also a cat guy (guy who loves cats) in addition to being a cat guy (guy who is a cat)

[magicpiano]

People who haven't seen Madoka Magica might not know this, but both the characters Mami and Homura are magical girls who use guns as weapons. But while Mami's gun are magical, Homura's are literally just normal guns she stole from the government.

[open-sketchbook]

i really really love the magical muskets for a really specific reason, which is that blackpowder guns are way older than people think and should 100% be treated with similar mythological weight to swords and spears and stuff at this point, and they should have equal prominence in generic fantasy fiction stuff.

lemme put it this way; european longswords and european cannons are siblings. they emerged at basically the same time in the early 1300s, and when the longsword was at its peak use in the mid-1400s, the musket was beginning to proliferate.

likewise, the 'modern' style of katana only started being made in the century leading up to the introduction of muskets to Japan; in fact, the reason the katana became The Samurai Sword was because it was a small practical blade you could wear while you carried a gun.

if you can picture your setting having a sword you can use with two hands, then you should have hand cannons. if your knights have full plate, then there should be matchlocks. if you have a magical girl with a sabre, then you should have magical girls with flintlocks.

[notzilon]

yeah this goes on the art blog on its own at midnight

the best painting i’ve done in a long time is a throw-away panel of a faygo bottle floating in the water

i’ve lost control of my life

[eelsabound]

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss

[eelsabound]

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

now i meant sexy but i really am sorry for everyone’s summer discomfort

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[botccher]

probably gonna go through some weird and unknown phase of my life soon

[cheddar-baby]

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

[sludgebitch]

logging in to every single library computer one by one to google "semiotics of a boner" until a librarian holds me to the floor by the throat

[dreamcatcher-faux]

"Hello Gordon! I'm Peppa Pig! Would you like to hear about my day, Gordon? I made three friends today. I became friends with the man clothed all in blue. I became friends with the little man, with white beard and red hat. And I became friends! With someone else. You will meet her very soon, don't worry."

Go watch "Half-Life: Alyx Living Gnome Saga" now 🫵

Under the cut are the flats :3