Senate Judiciary Rejects Michele Levine from Court Appointment After Learning She Enjoys the Bruce Springsteen / Obama Podcast
HELENA - The Senate Judiciary committee has voted 7-4 to reject the appointment of Michele Levine to the state Supreme Court, citing her “hard left” history as an advocate for the environment and her progressive bent.
Yet committee chairman Keith Regier soon produced even more incendiary evidence: he alleges that Levine has listened to the first three episodes of Renegades: Born in the USA, and may have even enjoyed the remarkably bland conversations between the former President and gravely-voiced "I'm on Fire" singer.
"As Himmler, my second-favorite Nazi to quote after Goebbels, would say, you can't trust someone that listens to liberals blabber on a podcast," Regier said. "There's no way that someone who is such a far-left extremist that they would listen to Obama and the Boss talk about...America...for hours on end could possibly be an impartial judge. Plus, have we even seen Obama's birth certificate?"
Regier lastly encouraged Governor Gianforte to pick Jacob Chansley, commonly known as the 'QAnon Shaman,' to replace her on the Court, citing his extensive experience with judicial matters.











