[classicmeevs]

most dangerous places on earth: volcanoes 

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

why

[classicmeevs]

Nowhere to grab a bite to eat

[gynocologist]

“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

[jyostar]

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

[bachi-special]

[apriicot-boi]

[property-is-theft-deactivated20]

[property-is-theft-deactivated20]

[anxietyproblem]

[with-practice]

[with-practice]

The Day After. 

[generictempurl-deactivated20161]

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

[ispeakineloquently]

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

[hogwartsmysteryadventures]

Wanna bet

[little-mister-boring-deactivate]

Next generation, chanting DO IT:

Teddy Lupin with metamorphosed bird wings for arms, standing in the astronomy tower: IM GONNA DO IT

McGonnagal: WHAT THE FUCK

[weasleyismyking540]

Headcanon accepted

[mzuul]

[unicornsandphoenix]

This is the only thing that has ever mattered in my life everyone go home this is the best post on this fucking site

[oddfilmstills]

[catsofinstagram]

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

The cameraperson was killed immediately upon impact

[gaysquaredwrites]

As Lady Macbeth once said, “don’t be a pussy, it’s just murder,”

[bananaquilava]

Guys I found the pattern.

[lotusmesenpai]

[probioticmilk-remade-deactivate]

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]

[shameshack]

[spideyytorch]

why does this fucking remind me of the plots i make up in my head from hours of daydreaming

[gredta]

[lucatiel]

My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that 

[spiderboyneedsahug]

[nihilistwife]

and once again as i always say:

donald trump way too fuckin rich to be lookin tore up as he is

[nihilistwife]

every rich person who does not use their money to flex is a dumb motherfucker and i hate them. why the hell you got money n u not lookin good w it? dumbass

[karpad]

here’s the thing: he thinks he is flexin. He’s utterly without aesthetic knowledge or the wisdom to recognize value, so if you just tell him something is expensive, he instantly thinks it’s good and he’s better than you for having it. So he does stupid shit like buy expensive italian suits without getting them taken in, or getting fake tans and hair plugs without thinking about how they look because they cost him a lot, so it must look good. So he looks like an unusually large toddler in his sunday suit from the husky boys section of Men’s Warehouse who got into mommy’s makeup kit, and it cost him 10 large to look like that.

[nihilistwife]

Oh thats scarier to think than that hes not trying. Dont say that