i go for what, 5 minutes, and it all goes to shit?

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i feel like i go thru periods of being like “hey my mental spoons are refreshed maybe now i should rekindle some old friendships that i still miss”, contacting a person who i missed in the past, and then careening off into the abyss of burnout and Academic Stress™ and completely forgetting to follow thru, resulting in me popping out of a 3-year silence, saying “hi,” and disappearing again. which is what happened here and im so sorry. anyway how r u

HEY BESTIE!!! I’m actually pretty good rn — totally bogged down with like forty odd projects because my impulse control never improved — and like aside from almost dying in january i’m totally a-okay! hbu???

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how are we feeling abt the new movie bestie

ooooohhh everything hurts. twas good but GODDAMN

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at this point i can’t tell if it’s the fact that I have other projects to do or the fact that I hate canon that has me Looking

[ray-marisha]

Captain Marvel in What If… Thor Were an Only Child?

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also, to my eternal shame, i have betrayed my marvel roots for dc 😔

i’m fully clowning myself back into this bullshit

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im happy to see u too! im an college boy now :)

AYOOO

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hi again beetch <3

HELLO ILY 👁👁

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today’s regret is watching endgame and the second one is making the executive decision to ignore canon again

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watched the new What-If episode. im

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I miss you, hope you're doing well ❤️

YO! i’m doing peachy, surprisingly, passed my A-levels and am about to go to uni, fell in love with a ton more fandoms and, even more surprisingly, am starting to reread mcu fics (both on ao3 and my unfinisheds) . stuff’s been interesting

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the. the trailer, huh.

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where do i even START

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the. the trailer, huh.

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i go away for what 3 years and now tumblr is monetised or something??

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)

Rating: T

Ship: Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru

Tags: 5+1 Things, but not really, more like a 4+1 and condensed, Gojo Satoru is Bad at Feelings, Gojo Satoru Needs a Hug, Gojo Satoru is a Little Shit, Fluff and Humor, Fluff, Soft Getou Suguru, Flirting, Bad Flirting, rip to geto’s sanity but gojo is just built different (derogatory), Touch-Starved Gojo Satoru, Mutual Pining, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Unresolved Emotional Tension, Innuendo, I had too much fun with this

Summary:

He’d been six years old the first time he saw a mother walking home with her child, hand-in-hand and radiating a kind of unfamiliar contentment that he couldn’t name. He’d also been six years old when he learned that touch was a commodity that the world beyond those walls enjoyed far more freely than the stiff-backed sorcerers flickering in and out of the training rooms.

He’s sixteen years old when he leaves behind the remnants of his clan to join Jujutsu Tech. It’s arguably the best decision he’s ever made; trading a compound full of nothing but emptiness in for a vacant campus that’s full of life in every chaotic, unkempt way he’s never lived before.

Satoru is also sixteen years old when the lonely title of ‘The Strongest’, for the first time in his life, is no longer solely his own.

Or, a short list of firsts.

[pencilscratchins]

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

[disregardcanon]

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

[fallenangelvictorious]

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

[teapotsahoy]

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

[dracophile]

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

[christchex]

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

[randomingoftherandomness]

If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil

[twinkgirlboywife]

Miles: Peter I think we can stop pretending you’re gay, my parents already know I’m Spider-Man.

Peter: Who said anything about pretending?

Miles: What! You can’t do that! You’re supposed to be Spider-Man, not my gay uncle.

Peter: Well congrats kid! Now I’m Spider-Man AND your gay uncle

[daeneryssansa]

I don’t wanna go, I don’t wanna go, Mr. Stark. Please, please, I don’t wanna go.