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ur fav local succubus || they/she || 28

[probablybadrpgideas]

Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.

[dragoryu3000]

Yeah, his name was Gary Gygax

[visenyaism]

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

[dogpuppy]

[3racha-agustd]

2006 2026

Me at 8 years old 🤝 Me at 28 years old

[orchidvioletindigo]

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

[saint-batrick]

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

[tattooedzombigirl]

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

[magpie-to-the-morning]

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[remindertoclick]

Reminder to Click for Palestine today!

Click for the other causes as well if you can!

[themoorishwitch]

[virusfrog]

The librarian on duty

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[punkrock-bottom]

[madlori]

so how am I ever supposed to quit this stupid website when there's just casual shakespeare jokes on the reg

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[skinny-dipping-sasquatch]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity.

[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

[furryprovocateur]

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

[furryprovocateur]

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

[punkrock-bottom]

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

[yourdeaddoll]

i’m like if a girl was a garden that was also a graveyard

[gothredy]