Something so delicious about moderately gaslighting a sub when they ask for permission to go to the bathroom. There are so many angles, and the more desperate they get, the more creative you have to become.
What's that baby? You need to use the toilet? No you don't, we just left the bathroom not long ago, you can hold it.
2 hours is NOT that long ago, honey, I think you're exaggerating a bit. You can wait to go to the bathroom, you're not a child. Most people can hold it for 4 hours or more, your bladder would have to be really small to already be full.
Even with all you've been drinking, it's a time dependent thing, the fluids have to process through your body, and that takes time. There's no reason you should have to pee right now. Just hold it.
What do you mean you've already been holding it? No you haven't, holding it implies that it's been conscious and deliberate, and you just noticed you had to go. Of course you did, why wouldn't you ask to go the moment you noticed it? No, you must have not noticed the piss in your bladder until now, if that's even what you're feeling. You could just be anxious, you look tense, is everything okay?
Okay, okay, I understand you feel like you need to pee. I promise you don't, you can hold it. Even if you have already been holding it, I just told you most people can hold it for at least 4 hours. You're going to be fine. Would it make you feel better if we visited the bathroom in 2 hours or so?
You're being silly, baby, I know you can make it, there's no way that you're going to have an accident. Adults don't have accidents, you were potty trained, right? That's what I thought, and that means you can hold it for as long as you need to. Besides, 2 hours is seriously not that long. I can't believe you've been going to the bathroom so often, you really don't need to do that.
What? You're leaking? No way, move your hands, let me see. There, see, there's no wet spot, you haven't leaked, it's just in your - oh, I see it now. You're really gonna pee your pants just because I won't let you use the bathroom yet?
You can't stop it? Oh, honey, don't cry, you're splattering pee all over the ground, people are starting to look, come on, let's get somewhere private.
There we go, all alone. Are you still going? Oh baby, it's okay, you can let it out now. You really did have to pee, huh? If I'd known it was this bad, I would have found us a restroom. Your bladder really is small and weak, I didn't know you wouldn't be able to hold it.
No babydoll, it's okay, daddy loves you so much, even if you have an accident in public because of that tiny little bladder of yours. You really couldn't help it, I know you tried.
Let's go home and get you cleaned up.
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