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Nude pics?

Now that Tumblr has banned nudity does anyone know of any other sites to find good pics?

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Make sure you Delete your account no later than the 15th. Don’t just delete Tumblr from your phone. It takes 24 hours for your account to be removed from the server and you have to beat them shutting you down for violating community standards. If we all close our accounts down on the way out, it’s going to devalue their stock when their user base drops by 1/3 or more and put them under where they belong for doing this to all of us! Get those accounts deleted before December 15th!!!!!! Re-blog with everyone you know and let’s get the word out!!!

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Gooner Penis Boy is the chatty type: he won’t shut up a single minute while gooning. It’s hot because it could be nonsensical and somewhat ridiculous for those who don’t know the world of masturbation lingo, but it’s totally stooopid which makes it gooning inducing (you can’t have gooning without stooopidity after all). He also used a term we weren’t familiar with “semening.” Amazing! We’re totally adopting and incorporating it into our vocabulary. After all, nothing better than being able to semen after a long session of gooning.

From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

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The first voicemail I sent to Gooner Report.

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We can hear the fireworks and even bet that tears of joy will roll: gooner Penis Boy called again, y’all! Our followers/readers will sure be ecstatic about this new voice message. Gooner Penis Boy’s first voicemail quickly became the most reblogged audio track in TGR’s history (in just a matter of weeks)! And we often receive messages praising it and asking for more (by the way, guys: when sending messages/fan mail, do it using our ask box and not our submission form). Gooner Penis Boy certainly caught notice of it and decided to please our audience. The proof is in the recording: he opens it saying “Oh fuck yes, Penis Boy back!” Hell yeah, he fucking is! As the previous one, this new voicemail is filled with frenetic penising and sniffing that will lead gooner Penis bBoy to - yeah, you guessed it right - some intense semening. He’ so penised up… it’s amazing. He knows how to goon out good. And to quote him, “oh fuck” is exactly what you’ll say after listening to this. Press play, gooners!

Previously heard here. From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

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Second voicemail. I was a little shocked by how popular the first one was so was a little nervous making this one.

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Gooner Penis Boy’s penis got all fucking BOINGED UP and even though he may think he’s lucky for always being able to count on a penis that is always ready to lead him into goonland, we’d bet on our followers/readers to be the lucky ones here, since they love listening to gooner Penis Boy’s voicemail non stop. Well, by now gooner Penis Boy is too popular and famous so we don’t need to say anything else, so press play now, gooners!

Previously heard here. From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

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Penising on voicemail again.

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Gooner Penis Boy is “penising his penis again.” He manages to be so endearing while being so nasty and sexy. We understand why he’s the #1 caller on our website. Followers really love his voicemails. Now it’s we who need to penis out our semen! He got us so hot and bothered. And no, gooner Penis Boy, you don’t get to say it… we do, so here it goes: Thank you, gooner!

Previously heard here. From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

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Another voicemail.

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We guess that a Masturbation Month celebration wouldn’t be complete without a voicemail from gooner Penis Boy. So fear not because your favorite gooner caller just called us a few days ago. As usual, he’s speaking fucking fast and he’s more than entranced in gooner cock magic. His dingdong is his biggest joy provider. This voicemail shouldn’t be explained… it should just be heard. So just press play now and get erect because he wants you to goon out with him… he always does. He wants you to squirt sticky sperm.

Previously heard here. From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

[penisboy00]

Had to do some Voicemail Penising for Masturbation Month. PenisingpensingpenisingPENIS

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After making so many gooners goon out, gooner Penis Boy seems to have decided to focus on himself this time and goon out for… himself! When you press play, you’ll hear gooner Penis Boy playing his own voicemails in the background and gooning to them. It’s fucking crazy! You can even hear him repeating his own stuff out loud. How crazy is that? Is that narcissistic or just the idea of a penis within a penis taken to the 10th power? Your guess is just as good as ours. Though we definitely prefer his regular voicemail style, we must say this new call is somewhat interesting. Goonphilosopy driving thought provoking experiences. On the side he told us he was calling this voicemail “Crisis on Infinite Penis Boys.” We’re down for anything that makes you goon, gooner Penis Boy bro!

Previously heard here. From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

[penisboy00]

Thought I’d make a track penising to brotherb8r’s Room Full of Penis Boy track. Was my way of saying thinks. Kinda fun penising to yourself. Don’t think most folks took to it though. Made me squirtsquirtsquirt though.

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As magical, as endearing, and as perfectly fucking hot as usual: the amazing gooner Penis Boy called us again and on his birthday! Or as he calls it “Penis Boy Day!” Hahaha, we love this day. And - wow - we’re touched by affection… calling us on his day is really nice of him. And you can bet: it’s a fucking sensational voicemail of gooner Penis Boy getting stooopid on his cock and so deep in it - while calling it wiener, ding dong and all the other words in gooner Penis Boy’s lexicon - that his cock has no other choice than make sticky sperm in his ball sack that he won’t resist “semening” it out by the end of his call. It’s Goontastic! You’ll certainly go BoInG and feel that we got another special present by this exceptional gooner. But wait… whose birthday is it again? 😜

Previously heard here. From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

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I was so fuckin horny on my birthday. Had already semened earlier in the day but my penis was still all boing boing boing so I made a voicemail. Ended up being two but the awesome folks at Gooner Report edited them into one. Penis Boy Day is a great day to penis penised penis.

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BoInG, BoInG, BoInG: it’s a new voicemail by gooner Penis Boy! “We’re penising, we’re penising, we’re penising” - yes, gooner Penis Boy sure knows his audience. He’s aware that all of us goon along listening to his voicemails. And we will always do it, dear gooner Penis Boy!

Previously heard here. From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

[penisboy00]

Didn’t even realize I was talking to the listener was so penised out lol. Been almost 3 months. I should make another.

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Tumblr is in the process of delete any picture with nudity.

If you see a petition blog please electronically sign it otherwise try to contact Tumblr and let them know that we still want to be able to post pictures depicting nudity

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Hello master do u have kik? I am a 18 years old slave faggot from germany. My kik: hi_ich_bins_von_

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Boing!