I'm gonna scream why is Edmonton's response to getting a penalty called on them that "I want to break free" song
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@biholsom
I'm gonna scream why is Edmonton's response to getting a penalty called on them that "I want to break free" song
finals week mood: eating cheese sticks in the library, listening to my boys get thrashed and doing microeconomics homework
the altitude announcers cannot stop talking about detached garages
biiiig fan of the Altitude announcers specifically big shoutout to the intermission announcer "I got hiccups, they're killing me. Sorry Bell Plumbing, I gotta hiccup"
"I think the Avs need a break.... and they get that!"
biiiig fan of the Altitude announcers specifically big shoutout to the intermission announcer "I got hiccups, they're killing me. Sorry Bell Plumbing, I gotta hiccup"
WE’RE STILL IN IT BOYS
I am not emotionally stable enough for this game seven
*inhales deeply* ahhh the smell of playoffs in the air
oh, you’re talking about hockey? man, i love hockey. the way it just [clenches fist] [provokes other player and gets punched in the face]
holster on bi visibility day: hooo boy time to get out of my bisexual bed and take a bisexual shower with my bisexual shampoo and put my bisexual pants on and have my bisexual breakfast and brush my bisexual teeth using my bisexual toothbrush and then take the bisexual train to my bisexual job where I, a bisexual, work bisexually,
The Founding Four.
bitty is a snuggle gremlin in the morning
if bitty was a king in a fantasy au he’d marry jack not because of Dat Ass but because jack will do all the paperwork for him while he bakes in the kitchen.
I love this.
“Now at he banquet make sure you get on the king’s consort’s good side.”
“Right, because he’ll put in a good word for me.”
“You must be new. His Excellency His Grace the Duke of Falconer does all the actual state business and writes all the edicts and legislation.”
“Then what the fuck does King Bittle do?”
“He makes the snacks.”
a friend of mine won a raffle at work
her and another boy at work
won tickets for the rugby tonight in the hospitality lounge
she’s just posted a post about how she’s just met met Princess Anne
it made me think of zimbits
Bitty won tickets to go to a falcs game in the nice box
totally random
and he’s DYING
because thats ALICIA ZIMMERMAN
and he’s with Lardo
who is being super chill and keeping him from puking
and for some reason, he gets into a heated argument over pie with some celebrity tv chef he dislikes over their insistence that it always has to be the bEST stuff
and he’s like
screw you, do you know how much it costs? to be good? and get good things? I live in a FRAT HOUSE you pompous ass and I bet I could bake circles around you with one hand tied behind my back AND a murder stop and shop run
and Bob is like.
this
this is the one
I want this one.
Alicia.
Please
and shes pepper potts
No
But Jack will love him, I know it!!
No
Please!!
No.
*Don’t even pull that elitist crap with me, I learned how to cook like generation before me at the KNEE OF MY MOTHER and I don’t need to go all the way to FRANCE to know that you don’t freeze the damn butter*
Alicia is like… well shit. Bobs got heart eyes, no one is watching the hockey and everyone misses Jack getting the winning goal because Lardo has started filming it
so jacks a lil pissed with bitty
bitty is soaring on righteous fury
Bob is trying to convince Lardo he needs a copy of this video
and Alicia is wondering if she can spin this into a cooking show for her new network
(she can. Bitty hosts a bargain bin / student budget cooking show that is a HUGE hit because he’s super passive agressive about EVERYTHING he uses)
*If, like MOST OF AMERICA you live in a place where hand picked olives from Tuscany are not on sale, then store bought is FINE*
50 uses for hot sauce your housemates got while couponing without your guidance.
how to make a three course meal for your girlfriend when you can’t cook and you promised her before checking that the oven was even working CHRIS CHOW, using a toaster, a microwave and an inventive use of the spin setting on your washer.
when giant canadian hockey butts slander your FOUR TIME COUNTY FAIR WINNING MAPLE CRUSTED PIES and you have to PROVE THEM WRONG. for beginners!
*bright smile*
When Hockey Butt uses the last of the milk and you’re about to go live on air.
when HB admits that he’s not feeling so great and you need to make your mamma’s chicken soup but can’t afford chicken
when you are at your wits end because a cute HB is coming over for dinner and you had class all morning and didn’t have time to prep all the food - meet my sous chef Dex!
The meal that I served to HB’s parents! First meeting food for the soul - the budget will shock you!
and people are like
is this the same HB? who was a dick?
and now they are dating?!
and that concludes my ted talk
how do i sleep after that avs game asking for a friend
A few quick sketches I posted to my Twitter!