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I'm gonna scream why is Edmonton's response to getting a penalty called on them that "I want to break free" song

finals week mood: eating cheese sticks in the library, listening to my boys get thrashed and doing microeconomics homework

#text #avalanche lb #avs vs oilers #also it's an away game and i miss the sounds of My Arena :((

the altitude announcers cannot stop talking about detached garages

#im gonna cry #if yall wanted hockey details.... go somewhere else #i only blog about the announcer discourse now #avs vs cbj #avalanche #hockey lb

biholsom

biiiig fan of the Altitude announcers specifically big shoutout to the intermission announcer "I got hiccups, they're killing me. Sorry Bell Plumbing, I gotta hiccup"

biholsom

"I think the Avs need a break.... and they get that!"

#this does not include the mutiple times during the first period that the annoincers made calls the refs would not #also #blocked by cale makar also wearing a helmut #not a call for a... very strange reason #those last two quotes happened while i was trying to type out the tags 😅#hockey text #avs vs cbj #avalanche lb

biiiig fan of the Altitude announcers specifically big shoutout to the intermission announcer "I got hiccups, they're killing me. Sorry Bell Plumbing, I gotta hiccup"

#avs vs cbj #text #avalanche lb

WE’RE STILL IN IT BOYS

#text #game seven #sc 2019 #avs vs sharks #my roommate tried to tell me that the avs couldn't win it all #which. maybe not.#bUT WE CAN MAKE IT TO THE NEXT SERIES OKAY

I am not emotionally stable enough for this game seven

#i couldn't even watch game six i was so nervous #sc 2019 #avs vs sharks

joethornton

*inhales deeply* ahhh the smell of playoffs in the air

jasondenners

oh, you’re talking about hockey? man, i love hockey. the way it just [clenches fist] [provokes other player and gets punched in the face]

#hockey text #q

eriquebittle

holster on bi visibility day: hooo boy time to get out of my bisexual bed and take a bisexual shower with my bisexual shampoo and put my bisexual pants on and have my bisexual breakfast and brush my bisexual teeth using my bisexual toothbrush and then take the bisexual train to my bisexual job where I, a bisexual, work bisexually,

#omgcp text #adam birkholtz #q

specialteamss

The Founding Four.

#nwhl #q

zimbunny

bitty is a snuggle gremlin in the morning

#omgcp fanart #zimbits #eric bittle #jack zimmermann #HI I LOVE THIS #q

gutsybitsies

if bitty was a king in a fantasy au he’d marry jack not because of Dat Ass but because jack will do all the paperwork for him while he bakes in the kitchen.

dontthinkaboutzimbits

I love this.

“Now at he banquet make sure you get on the king’s consort’s good side.”

“Right, because he’ll put in a good word for me.”

“You must be new. His Excellency His Grace the Duke of Falconer does all the actual state business and writes all the edicts and legislation.”

“Then what the fuck does King Bittle do?”

“He makes the snacks.”

#omgcp text #zimbits #au #royalty au #eric bittle #jack zimmermann #q

bmwiid

a friend of mine won a raffle at work

her and another boy at work

won tickets for the rugby tonight in the hospitality lounge

she’s just posted a post about how she’s just met met Princess Anne

it made me think of zimbits

Bitty won tickets to go to a falcs game in the nice box

totally random

and he’s DYING

because thats ALICIA ZIMMERMAN

and he’s with Lardo

who is being super chill and keeping him from puking

and for some reason, he gets into a heated argument over pie with some celebrity tv chef he dislikes over their insistence that it always has to be the bEST stuff

and he’s like

screw you, do you know how much it costs? to be good? and get good things? I live in a FRAT HOUSE you pompous ass and I bet I could bake circles around you with one hand tied behind my back AND a murder stop and shop run

and Bob is like.

this

this is the one

I want this one.

Alicia.

Please

and shes pepper potts

But Jack will love him, I know it!!

Please!!

No.

*Don’t even pull that elitist crap with me, I learned how to cook like generation before me at the KNEE OF MY MOTHER and I don’t need to go all the way to FRANCE to know that you don’t freeze the damn butter*

Alicia is like… well shit. Bobs got heart eyes, no one is watching the hockey and everyone misses Jack getting the winning goal because Lardo has started filming it

so jacks a lil pissed with bitty

bitty is soaring on righteous fury

Bob is trying to convince Lardo he needs a copy of this video

and Alicia is wondering if she can spin this into a cooking show for her new network

(she can. Bitty hosts a bargain bin / student budget cooking show that is a HUGE hit because he’s super passive agressive about EVERYTHING he uses)

*If, like MOST OF AMERICA you live in a place where hand picked olives from Tuscany are not on sale, then store bought is FINE*

50 uses for hot sauce your housemates got while couponing without your guidance.

how to make a three course meal for your girlfriend when you can’t cook and you promised her before checking that the oven was even working CHRIS CHOW, using a toaster, a microwave and an inventive use of the spin setting on your washer.

when giant canadian hockey butts slander your FOUR TIME COUNTY FAIR WINNING MAPLE CRUSTED PIES and you have to PROVE THEM WRONG. for beginners!

*bright smile*

When Hockey Butt uses the last of the milk and you’re about to go live on air.

when HB admits that he’s not feeling so great and you need to make your mamma’s chicken soup but can’t afford chicken

when you are at your wits end because a cute HB is coming over for dinner and you had class all morning and didn’t have time to prep all the food - meet my sous chef Dex!

The meal that I served to HB’s parents! First meeting food for the soul - the budget will shock you!

and people are like

is this the same HB? who was a dick?

and now they are dating?!

#text #zimbits #eric bittle #jack zimmermann #ha H guess whos back