Don't Think About Zimbits

[stolligaseptember]

"heated riv-" SHUT UP CHECK PLEASE YEAR 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clownsaliens]

When are they gonna make a tv show about two clowns who are gay & having an affair that they have to keep secret because of the homophobia in the clown industry & they have explicit gay clown sex on screen

[lungthief]

the best thing a man can do is have big brown eyes. the second best thing a man can do is be bisexual

[wrathofthestag]

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[zetrystan]

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

[zetrystan]

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.

[zetrystan]

Not a werewolf.

[zetrystan]

The disappearance. 🐑

[zetrystan]

The worst snowman.

[bittysthesis]

forever disappointed that there was never an omgcp ep featuring the lax team where every lax bro clearly has an smh counterpart

[dykeseinfeld]

chad b stands for bitty, chad s for shitty, etc

[skullism]

I'M SO CALM AND NORMAL ABOUT THIS

[amazoogle]

we mustnt let these Christmas festivities and whatnot distract us from the true meaning of Thursday

[nightwashh]

okay finished my check please! reread. this has always been my favorite panel

[gansey-like]

when were all these hockey romances first published because i feel we need to give credit to the og og check please fans please stand up. pretty sure jack zimmerman invented kissing your boyfriend on the ice after you win the stanley cup

[b1ttle]

Jack in year one meeting Bitty for the first time:

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Shitty: my full name is Byron Sterling Knight

Lardo: oh. so you’re white white

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

#lardo: is there a “the third” in there?? #shitty: …maybe

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

@samoblsanya: #lardo: the heart wants what the heart wants #lardos heart: *points to a white boy with generational wealth* #lardo: um what the fuck

[okjohnrich]

Wait who did John kiss on the SMH team though, very important info

who did john kiss on the smh tho

bitty

ollie

wicky

chowder

dex

nursey

tango

foxtrot

whiskey

louis

bully

hops

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

john's freshman year was bitty's senior year (maybe? honestly do whatever you want)

john/tater — "wait a minute that guy's an nhl player? why was he at all those fucking hockey haus parties????"

[omgcheckplease]

f&@k it i'm willing to make this canon if this gets 10000 votes.

[lilacborrower]

someone said they missed omgcp?

[generalghosty]

one of the top-five funniest things in check please is that ollie and wicks were a couple the whole time and seemingly no one noticed.

[spell-eye-cup]

Not my meme but figured I'd share for those about to ride out the storm

[noirandchocolate]

Explanation: The vast majority of homeowners insurance plans do not cover flood damage. You need separate flood insurance. Yes. I think it’s stupid too.

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

JackHoltz 50 years down the road Jack goes “I always thought we would’ve slept together” and Holster says “it’s not too late” and Jack goes “mm. it is”

[zimms]

the omgcp tv show has to be a period piece because if bitty had had access to tiktok at samwell, he would never have passed that degree