yea

im criselle..........,thats it

[robogiggles]

[pacificrim-archive]

lesbians: musterd

gays: ketchupe 

[dat-soldier]

#these fucking idiots are leaning on wet paint

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

Nobody said the gays were smart

[slavery]

My killer: any last words asshole?

Me: Alexa play work by Rihanna

[giadadelaurentis]

The only kiss im getting on new year’s eve is from Karma

[rooeymara]

Everything happens for a reason. 

Black Mirror, Hang The DJ (2017) dir. Timothy Van Patten

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

what college do you go to?

Dumbass Bitch University

[khe1]

Does Mario ride you like a horse, or like a car?

Like a lover

[meanplastic]

VOICE OF OUR GENERATION

[stachionalgeographic]

yeet pray love

[asimpletwin-deactivated20181020]

My lower back is killing me…

[beyonceisstraight]

I must confess i still believe….

[tankaramo]

fool me once,,,,,,, fool me twice,,,, fool me as many times as you want, my first name is dumbass

[frawgs]

i’m a slut for salad bitch…. crunch

[thelovejournals]

When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it.

Caitlyn Siehl, Literary Sexts: A Collection of Short & Sexy Love Poems (via backshelfpoet)

[aquagrunt]

Attention straight boys I have a question only you can answer

[thx]

yes?

[aquagrunt]

why is my cars check engine light on

[terriamon]

“Tch, like I would reveal to you the secret of the Uchiha Clan so easily”

[greelin]

the candle emoji (🕯) is good

[lmaonade]

going clown spotting 

[xtec]

have you checked the mirror

[lmaonade]

well if you want me to die you can just say so

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

being gay is hard but i’m still gonna do it