uncle you’ve never wanted

26🔸PL🔸stupid but means well

[bug-kisser]

Despite everything the bug scuttles on

[dogpuppy]

[undeadhousewife]

[eeby-deeby-dark-and-creepy]

Ok now I’m curious… Which do you prefer:

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer the city

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer out of the city

Bald/vanilla extract/I reject dichotomies under all circumstances/I can’t read

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

[freakvampiresex]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[crossdressingdeath]

Sidestep's alias list on the wiki is so funny to me and it's specifically because of this bit. I think it's the number of footnotes that gets me. "Everyone keeps calling you names [source][source][source][source]."

[solrings]

Why are you alone. Why are you not alone.

[tira4sii]

hello julia enjoyers. drew this as my wind down for the night. julia biceps send me into a sweet slumber please 🕊️

[hadrassians]

argent comm for @b33tlejules !!!!!! thank u for letting me go ham on this one

[spring-maidens]

ortega cheesing on her rangers ID photo

[sweetsweetemo]

if i was your homoerotic hero partnership and i died a preventable death would you sleep blacked out on ditches for seven years until you saw me in a diner looking alive and unwell? would you wonder if i was a hallucination, just another trick your mind is playing on you, if it weren't for how lifeless and drained i looked? when i pushed you away would you keep coming back? when i told you you don't want to love me would you do it anyway?

[gmiyux]

professional ragebaiter

[hadrassians]

beautiful woman who lives in my steam library

[hellkidion]

hello mirlene enjoyers

[scrollofgrease]

That's a Moray

[kruk-art]

[wormsermonizer]

he wants to bite the hand soooo bad 🥺 i realized i never drew my sidesteps face…