Smooth Seas Don't Make Good Sailors

I freaking love quesaritos. P.s. I'm Batman

[vegetal-run]

[volcel-official]

Reclaim your birthright, gentlemen

[florocragnien]

When people say boys will be boys this is what it really means

[bilbo-blogginss]

Guess who’s back

Back again

Bilbos back

Tell a friend

You probably don’t remember me but that’s okay. Nairobi was cool

[bilbo-blogginss]

I'm going to Nairobi for two years

So I have no clue how many of you know this, but I’m a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (more commonly known as the Mormon church). And at the age of eighteen young men in the LDS church have the opportunity to go on missions on behalf of the church that last for two years. I’ve been working towards going on a mission for over a year now and there have been all kinds of problems, but I received my mission call in April and got assigned to labor in the Kenya, Nairobi mission. So I’ll be logging off of this absolutely terrible website that I’ve been stuck on for who knows how long and I’ll be in Kenya for the next two years.

If by some small chance any of you crazy kids want to know more about my church, then LDS.org and Mormon.org are the only church run/approved sites I know of.

Be good while I’m gone

[bey-ivy-blog]

[devon-aoki]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

imagine waking up in the morning and finding out you fucked your country over for nothing

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[dogdownloader]

[thisiselliz]

[blackmiracleworker-deactivated2]

[cagzzzilla]

[totinos]

[songoftime]

*suddenly cant move in the middle of a heated battle in a game* “WHY CANT I MOVE”  *looks down*

[davisanthony]

[humoristics]

So Donald Trump visited Scotland this week and well the Scots were always good at science

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[plantfunerals]

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

[combatboredom-deactivated201804]

Will, Jaden and Willow. 

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.

[airgearcloudroad]

[dinosaurdamage-deactivated20250]

@kingduck303

[aezenatrus]

When My Uncle, who’s completely deaf, was about 17, he got in a heated argument with my great aunt, his mother.  They were furiously signing back and forth.  Suddenly they both stopped and started laughing and laughing.  My great aunt had accidentally signed, “Don’t you yell at me.”

[hellodaarius-deactivated2019070]

If I witnessed that Bruh omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[imabrickshithouse]

“Use your inside hands!”

[meltedwings-kidicarus-deactivat]

USE YOUR INSIDE HANDS IM

[poryqon]

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.