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WELCOME TO THE BLOG
HEY SUCKERS WELCOME TO MY BLOG! I STOLE ONE OF THE THERAPISTS HERE'S PHONE AND FOUND THIS STUPID APP CALLED TUMBLR? I SAW A LOT OF CHAOTIC THINGS HERE SO I FIGURED I WOULD GIVE IT A TRY!
(OOC Hi! This is my first ask blog and I wanted to give it a try! Please don't send anything weird or ask for donations because I am a minor. I wish I could support people but I can't. Basic DNI's apply.)
REMEMBER REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE!
"I feel sorry for you. Being trapped with Bill in that prison feels like it should be its own ring of hell. Tell me, what did you do to deserve such a fate?"
APPARENTLY, needing to survive off human souls is 'too much' where I'm from. I dont get what's wrong with that, sure, it sucks for the human souls but maybe dont kill yourself and you wouldn't rot as a bug for 1000 years. I'VE got to eat somehow! Being merciful and letting them pass on to try again or just return to the universe isn't gonna keep me alive, Im not gonna starve because you had a sad fucking life.
"Human souls are a necessity to your survival?"
Yeah, buddy I kind of need human souls to live. I'm the deity that was created to 'watch over' the three realms of passing, y'know, where you go when you die.
"My name is Stanford Filbrick Pines"
"I don't know much about the afterlife.. I only have information on the theraprism and paranormal activity unfortunately. How did you find yourself in the theraprism if you're of such importance?"
you're not going to believe this when I say this, but its called getting stabbed. A horny lesbian roach lady gutted me like a fucking fish. I didn't see her do it but I know damn well it was her who did it. listen, Pines. I've been having a bad day. I'm starving because that YELLOW PISS TRAINGLE FUCK AND THAT HUMAN SKIN WEARING CHILD KEEP TAKING MY SHIT!
"A what-"
"Correct me if I'm wrong but.. are you seriously telling me the deity of the realms of passing was murdered by a horny lesbian roach? ...How strong can one bug be!?"
"I despise Bill with every fiber of my being.. I'm unsure if this information will be of any help to you but, he hates the song 'The World Is Small Ever After for Always'. It's an ear worm and he lives an eternity. He hates TV static, if you have a way to access that. There's a lullaby you could sing that'll either piss him off or at the very least upset him."
Shes 'quite the strong anomaly' my daughter says. I dont know HOW she did it, and id like answers on how so I can make her suffer the same goddamn shit I did!
. . .
Lullaby you say? Im listenin' pines.
Lookie here, the Sherman brothers had their run in the 50s its 2̸̨̡̛̯̼̻̉̆̈́̃́͝͝0̴̢̠̄͆͆̂̌́́̐͋͊̔̏̒̚1̵̭̩̭̈́̋̏̋̒̒̐̎̽̈́̑̕͝2̸̛͔̲̗̜̜͕͉̀̈́͆́͊͐́͒̕̕... or at least it was last i checked, time is fucked here. If you want a real nightmare go sit on that boat ride and look at all of the dolls. One of them is me and I watch you while you sing along.
Hey, hey piss boy. Ive got a question for ya.
Why did you do it?
If by it you mean weirdmegeddon i did it because i was bored as fuck you cunt.
The axolotl allowed me out of my personal hell for a couple hours. Saw this 'luluyam' person preform.
She Looked really familiar.
I saw some clones of myself, and some of my secretary's. I dont know how they got there.
But the most confusing thing was I saw the roach, the clown and TWO moths. I dont know how they got out, OR how half of the people there knew my name.
THAT FUCKING AXOLOTL MADE ME GO TOO. SOMETHING ABOUT THE "BUDDY SYSTEM" THE BUDDY SYSTEM WAS CREATED TO STOP PEOPLE'S INDIVIDUAL GROTH, ITS A SCAM! I HAD TO GO TO A CONCERT FULL OF LESBIAN FREAKS AND BUGS NOT EVEN THE GOOD KIND!
Oh BOO HOO BILL. Go cry about it to your littlebitch-ford body pillow.
Youre just too big of a pussy to admit the concert was fun.
OH GOD FORBID A TRIANGLE HAS HOBBIES THAT DONT REVOLVE AROUND LESBIAN MUSIC- EITHER WAY I CANT THAT SALAMANDER TOOK IT AWAY! SAID IT WAS "UNHEALTHY" TO HAVE A PILLOW OF A REAL PERSON!
The axolotl allowed me out of my personal hell for a couple hours. Saw this 'luluyam' person preform.
She Looked really familiar.
I saw some clones of myself, and some of my secretary's. I dont know how they got there.
But the most confusing thing was I saw the roach, the clown and TWO moths. I dont know how they got out, OR how half of the people there knew my name.
THAT FUCKING AXOLOTL MADE ME GO TOO. SOMETHING ABOUT THE "BUDDY SYSTEM" THE BUDDY SYSTEM WAS CREATED TO STOP PEOPLE'S INDIVIDUAL GROTH, ITS A SCAM! I HAD TO GO TO A CONCERT FULL OF LESBIAN FREAKS AND BUGS NOT EVEN THE GOOD KIND!
Is this blog even still active LMFAO 🥹
That fucking amphibian took away my phone privileges. That frilly pink bastard acted like its MY fault bill made me eat drywall.
(I fucking forgot this account existed imma be honest. Im NOT good managing shit like this-)
DUDE YOU CANT SAY THAT- THATS A SLUR YOU KNOW. ID NEVER SAY SLURS LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS SLUT.
I made you something:)))
@mabel-multiverse-explorer ♡
oh? What is it child?
have we met before? I find it odd that you’d give someone you just met a gift, nonetheless, I will gladly accept!
We haven't but you're kinda sorta my future grunkle from another dimension!
*it's a basket filled with paternity stuff*
…why are you giving me paternity stuff..?
I’m not pregnant!
Congradulations!! you won the paternity poll!! This is just in casee
…what.
@memory-erased-bill my muse what is this?
OH! She's from that timeline where people are a bunch of freaks in the future and came together in a collective group to decide who would be the most impregnateable man. You won...
…excuse me!? What kind of disgusting people do this!
Hey people on the internet are freaks... Not here though... Not yet... You have 40 years
Bill has been making me eat drywall for the past 2 hours and 54 minutes. everything is buzzing and i cant tell what's real anymore he had me at gunpoint but he just gave up halfway through
(@bill-cipher-therapy-ask-blog)
This stupid spider lady has been spinning for around 45 minutes. her pupils have been the sizw of basketballs for that same amount of time. I will bet she ate some asbestos laced drywall or something.
It took 7 and a half hours but we ate an entire family's home worth of drywall
Hey, Bill come here really quick.
no
Happy late birthday you prick
Fuck you
( @bill-cipher-therapy-ask-blog @askphanuelanything @cyn-theraprism )
*Within the room you three called your own, a tattered blue door appeared at the farthest wall from you three. The door swung open, launching a 5'5 seemigly human girl out into the room. The silver tiara she wore clattered against the soft floor before disapating into sparkling dusk as she face planted from the force.*
*The tattered blue door slammed shut, then disappearing with the same sparkles as the tiara.*
(Hey, sup, sooo.. normal DnIs, i cannot help with money or donations. No NSFW asks. Yes you can replay with me if u wanna lmao-)
HO- SHIT!-
What the fuck? Why is there a human girl just in this fucking prison now? This place is becoming a fucking zoo at this point.
Okay that thing is kinda hot
*lifted her head up*
Ex-fucking-SCUSE ME?!
HO JESUS ITS ALIVE!-
Oh my gee 😍😍😍😍
SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL HIT EVERYONE WITH ANOTHER BOOK
Greetings my muse! How have you been? @memory-erased-ford-au
Oh you know- Just mastering the dark art of... animation...
I had no clue my muse was interested in animation!
I don’t watch much tv since I’m so busy but I quite appreciate animation! To think so much emotion can be expressed through drawings!
Peak cinema
THAT'S what you looked like as a baby? God, you still look just as puntable.
WRONG VERSION OF ME- AND I WILL HIT YOU WITH A BOOK AGAIN
' You invited a beast! I'm afraid of beasts!!'
That was not a beast that's a triangular bitch, though your fear was warranted he's the one who set a piñata on fire.
Do it know how he got the lighter or the piñata? No, I do not.
( @bill-cipher-therapy-ask-blog )
I'VE SET MUCH BIGGER THINGS ON FIRE THAN JUST A PIÑATA AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!
*the wall of Bill's cell bursts down and Nikko pops his head in through the hole*
wanna go annoy F?
-@nikkos-weirdmageddon
WHY DO YOU KEEP BURSTING IN THROUGH MY WALL! NO WE JUST GOT ACCESS TO THIS GAME CALLED 'ROBLOX' I DON'T WANT TO ANNOY FORD-
HE'S ALWAYS WITH ME
Chat you're NEVER gonna believe this
@bill-cipher-therapy-ask-blog At least i could keep mine
ily phanuel :3 So glad I have you in my life <3
OH FUCK YOU- YOU DIDN'T SEE THE WAY HE LOOKED AT ME IN THE FEARAMID-
Skill issue. 💅
@cayenneaskblog
WELL FUCK YOU
I ate a child today
