Phanuel

Trapped in the theraprisim lulu won the fistfight

[askphanuelanything]

Hey, is this thing on?

Finally! Okay, shit, I've only been in this "theraprism" hellhole for four hours, and I've been hit with a red and black triangular Bible multiple times while i got jumped by a piss colored triangle. My shapeshifting abilities have been weakened by a heavy degree, and I am basically powerless. I'm going to break some ribs or bite my tongue so hard I bleed out.

But i was given human food for the first time so I guess it isn't so bad. Still hate it here though.

(Yooo, author here, this is technically an au i made where phanuel somehow dies and gets sent to the theraprism. also trigger warning for mention's of suicide!!! Her and Bill don't have a great relationship yet tho cause she just got there lmao- no.. overly NSFW asks, you can be freaky but not overly freaky. please, no donation asks. i can't help for shit currently-)

[henchmaniac-ford]

Aye, Piss triangle hater #2, you never told me about the 'lullaby' that the triangle hates with his whole being.

"Don't refer to me as that of all things- it's a lullaby his mother would sing him. Rock-a-bye Billy"

[askphanuelanything]

Hm, interesting. I'll remember that, for later.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Sometimes just asking 'why did you do it?' Can set them off"

[askphanuelanything]

Damn, Piss boy is Really unstable. How'd YOU of all humans last so long to find this out anyway?

[henchmaniac-ford]

"I was rather close with him in my younger years and- well, I was useful to him I suppose."

[askphanuelanything]

Wow

that triangle is pathetic. More then I thought he was.

[henchmaniac-ford]

Aye, Piss triangle hater #2, you never told me about the 'lullaby' that the triangle hates with his whole being.

"Don't refer to me as that of all things- it's a lullaby his mother would sing him. Rock-a-bye Billy"

[askphanuelanything]

Hm, interesting. I'll remember that, for later.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Sometimes just asking 'why did you do it?' Can set them off"

[askphanuelanything]

Damn, Piss boy is Really unstable. How'd YOU of all humans last so long to find this out anyway?

[henchmaniac-ford]

Aye, Piss triangle hater #2, you never told me about the 'lullaby' that the triangle hates with his whole being.

"Don't refer to me as that of all things- it's a lullaby his mother would sing him. Rock-a-bye Billy"

[askphanuelanything]

Hm, interesting. I'll remember that, for later.

[askphanuelanything]

Hey, bitch are you alive????

Dispite what horrors those salamanders have put me through to 'rehabilitate' me, make me a 'GoOd PeRsOn', I survive out of spite, hatred, and lust to fuck women.

[askphanuelanything]

Hi again Sluts! I have finally returned from the grave, though the amphibian upstairs calls it an 'isolation room' cause Play-fighting with Domi in the Cafeteria and throwing her across the room when SHE started it is bullshit. Human laws and rules are incredibly stupid.

[askphanuelanything]

Happy halloween!!!!!!🎃🎃🎃

Happy halloween fuckers, only holiday I care about!

[askphanuelanything]

"I feel sorry for you. Being trapped with Bill in that prison feels like it should be its own ring of hell. Tell me, what did you do to deserve such a fate?"

APPARENTLY, needing to survive off human souls is 'too much' where I'm from. I dont get what's wrong with that, sure, it sucks for the human souls but maybe dont kill yourself and you wouldn't rot as a bug for 1000 years. I'VE got to eat somehow! Being merciful and letting them pass on to try again or just return to the universe isn't gonna keep me alive, Im not gonna starve because you had a sad fucking life.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Human souls are a necessity to your survival?"

[askphanuelanything]

Yeah, buddy I kind of need human souls to live. I'm the deity that was created to 'watch over' the three realms of passing, y'know, where you go when you die.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"My name is Stanford Filbrick Pines"

"I don't know much about the afterlife.. I only have information on the theraprism and paranormal activity unfortunately. How did you find yourself in the theraprism if you're of such importance?"

[askphanuelanything]

you're not going to believe this when I say this, but its called getting stabbed. A horny lesbian roach lady gutted me like a fucking fish. I didn't see her do it but I know damn well it was her who did it. listen, Pines. I've been having a bad day. I'm starving because that YELLOW PISS TRAINGLE FUCK AND THAT HUMAN SKIN WEARING CHILD KEEP TAKING MY SHIT!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"A what-"

"Correct me if I'm wrong but.. are you seriously telling me the deity of the realms of passing was murdered by a horny lesbian roach? ...How strong can one bug be!?"

"I despise Bill with every fiber of my being.. I'm unsure if this information will be of any help to you but, he hates the song 'The World Is Small Ever After for Always'. It's an ear worm and he lives an eternity. He hates TV static, if you have a way to access that. There's a lullaby you could sing that'll either piss him off or at the very least upset him."

[askphanuelanything]

Shes 'quite the strong anomaly' my daughter says. I dont know HOW she did it, and id like answers on how so I can make her suffer the same goddamn shit I did!

. . .

Lullaby you say? Im listenin' pines.

[broken-memories-shattered-mind]

Why are you staring at my apple juice like that. Im not sharing.

apppppppleeeeee juuuuuiiiiiccceeeeee

[askphanuelanything]

I like apple juice too, but you can go bother the triangle if you want some.

[askphanuelanything]

Do you have any friends in the theraprism? Or are you all alone with bill, alice and Cyn?

I've got Lord Dominator in the room two doors down. One of the few people I can tolerate in this hellhole.

[askphanuelanything]

"I feel sorry for you. Being trapped with Bill in that prison feels like it should be its own ring of hell. Tell me, what did you do to deserve such a fate?"

APPARENTLY, needing to survive off human souls is 'too much' where I'm from. I dont get what's wrong with that, sure, it sucks for the human souls but maybe dont kill yourself and you wouldn't rot as a bug for 1000 years. I'VE got to eat somehow! Being merciful and letting them pass on to try again or just return to the universe isn't gonna keep me alive, Im not gonna starve because you had a sad fucking life.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Human souls are a necessity to your survival?"

[askphanuelanything]

Yeah, buddy I kind of need human souls to live. I'm the deity that was created to 'watch over' the three realms of passing, y'know, where you go when you die.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"My name is Stanford Filbrick Pines"

"I don't know much about the afterlife.. I only have information on the theraprism and paranormal activity unfortunately. How did you find yourself in the theraprism if you're of such importance?"

[askphanuelanything]

you're not going to believe this when I say this, but its called getting stabbed. A horny lesbian roach lady gutted me like a fucking fish. I didn't see her do it but I know damn well it was her who did it. listen, Pines. I've been having a bad day. I'm starving because that YELLOW PISS TRAINGLE FUCK AND THAT HUMAN SKIN WEARING CHILD KEEP TAKING MY SHIT!

[askphanuelanything]

"I feel sorry for you. Being trapped with Bill in that prison feels like it should be its own ring of hell. Tell me, what did you do to deserve such a fate?"

APPARENTLY, needing to survive off human souls is 'too much' where I'm from. I dont get what's wrong with that, sure, it sucks for the human souls but maybe dont kill yourself and you wouldn't rot as a bug for 1000 years. I'VE got to eat somehow! Being merciful and letting them pass on to try again or just return to the universe isn't gonna keep me alive, Im not gonna starve because you had a sad fucking life.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Human souls are a necessity to your survival?"

[askphanuelanything]

Yeah, buddy I kind of need human souls to live. I'm the deity that was created to 'watch over' the three realms of passing, y'know, where you go when you die.

[askphanuelanything]

"I feel sorry for you. Being trapped with Bill in that prison feels like it should be its own ring of hell. Tell me, what did you do to deserve such a fate?"

APPARENTLY, needing to survive off human souls is 'too much' where I'm from. I dont get what's wrong with that, sure, it sucks for the human souls but maybe dont kill yourself and you wouldn't rot as a bug for 1000 years. I'VE got to eat somehow! Being merciful and letting them pass on to try again or just return to the universe isn't gonna keep me alive, Im not gonna starve because you had a sad fucking life.

[askphanuelanything]

The axolotl allowed me out of my personal hell for a couple hours. Saw this 'luluyam' person preform.

She Looked really familiar.

I saw some clones of myself, and some of my secretary's. I dont know how they got there.

But the most confusing thing was I saw the roach, the clown and TWO moths. I dont know how they got out, OR how half of the people there knew my name.

[bill-cipher-therapy-ask-blog]

THAT FUCKING AXOLOTL MADE ME GO TOO. SOMETHING ABOUT THE "BUDDY SYSTEM" THE BUDDY SYSTEM WAS CREATED TO STOP PEOPLE'S INDIVIDUAL GROTH, ITS A SCAM! I HAD TO GO TO A CONCERT FULL OF LESBIAN FREAKS AND BUGS NOT EVEN THE GOOD KIND!

[askphanuelanything]

Oh BOO HOO BILL. Go cry about it to your littlebitch-ford body pillow.

Youre just too big of a pussy to admit the concert was fun.

[askphanuelanything]

The axolotl allowed me out of my personal hell for a couple hours. Saw this 'luluyam' person preform.

She Looked really familiar.

I saw some clones of myself, and some of my secretary's. I dont know how they got there.

But the most confusing thing was I saw the roach, the clown and TWO moths. I dont know how they got out, OR how half of the people there knew my name.

[askphanuelanything]

Is this blog even still active LMFAO 🥹

That fucking amphibian took away my phone privileges. That frilly pink bastard acted like its MY fault bill made me eat drywall.

(I fucking forgot this account existed imma be honest. Im NOT good managing shit like this-)

[askphanuelanything]

Bill has been making me eat drywall for the past 2 hours and 54 minutes. everything is buzzing and i cant tell what's real anymore he had me at gunpoint but he just gave up halfway through

(@bill-cipher-therapy-ask-blog)