BILLFORD RANTING!!!

original blog: gggafie / lovely BillFord ranting-sharing my Wattpad fanfics / currently rotting in hell / MAY include some adult stuff. MAYBE. if so, I'll put a TW/CW. / WILL include sad/Angst :)

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BILLFORD RANTING BLOG!!!

I will make rants on what BillFord things I'm thinking of. And that's about it.

Enjoy, or whatever : )

TW: ANGST AHEAD!!

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Imagine how funny it'd be if Bill caught a love virus

Like, he's just sitting there across the the table, full on heart eye, just staring deep into Fords' soul.

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Folks I've found no BillFord on my dashboard today and I'm disappointed, but I'm too tired to make something because I live in Italy and here it's 1 am.

Give me some BillFord.

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WHAT? Oh hell no, you're getting BF.

!CRINGE VAMP SHIT BC I'M LOSING MY SANITY (also Bill being a kind asshole)!

Ford (YOUNG EDITION) has just now found out Bill was a blood-sucker.

"Why would you keep that a secret from me? I can handle it!" Ford tried to convince Bill that he can handle the truth... most of the time.

"Because you can't," Bill said. "Look, Six.. I don't really think this'll work out.." "Because you bite people's necks and drink their blood like red wine..?" Bill nodded. "Is... Is that why you were gone for a while..?" Ford asked.

It was silent for a moment, until Bill slightly turned to Ford.

"Uh.. yeah..." Bill said lowly. "I'm.. I'm sorry." "I know, and I believe you! But you could've told me, and lied about the reason you left.. I know it's because you think we're becoming to attached and all, but..." Ford took a breath from the small rant. "Just.. Could've told me you'd left.."

Bill started to feel a bit bad, but he pushed that down. "If I had told you, you'd be waiting for me constantly and miss me. I was just thinking ahead," like he is right now, just in a different way...

"... Well.. That's kind of true, but... you'd come back, right..?" Ford asked.

"Yeah. I'll always come back." Bill answered, automatically, but truthfully.

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BillFord but texting:

Ford: **Cocks gun** Any last words?

Bill: **Cocks word** Any last guns?

Ford: **Words last** Any gun cocks?

Bill: **Lasts gun** Any cock words?

((And it gets worse from there...))

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More lore I got from songs bc yes:

Bill didn't but did want to be good.

He still mostly wanted to be bad, but he somehow wanted to be good for Ford.

Cute.

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RAGE FALLS!! KILLFORD!

(In Rage Falls, everyone is a terrible person.)

Kill and Ford both were using each other.

Ford was using Kill for answers, and Kill was using Ford for world domination.

When Ford found answers, he left Kill, which made Kill crazy.

Kill may have hated him, but losing him made Kill insane.

Kill would've done anything to get him back, even if it caused him much pain and torture.

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FREE BILLFORD ANGST, EVERYONE!!

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The AU behind this:

Bill used to not have cared if he died or not.

But he couldn't have died when Ford entered his life.

He knew that Ford would be depressed at his death, but he didn't fully understand why Ford cared for him so much.

When he did die, though, Ford would but couldn't have done anything to help.

Bill's death caused... a lot of issues for the two.

Bill didn't want to feel romantic feelings for Ford, afraid they'd just get in the way, but he did want them at the same time.

Bill even tried to forget Ford but failed.

When Bill was about to die, he suddenly cared about living and dying. A lot.

He wasn't actually ready to leave everything behind.

He wasn't ready to leave Ford behind.

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FREE BILLFORD ANGST, EVERYONE!!

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AMNESIAC!BILL

He came back from the "void" after the Axolotl decided to give Bill another chance. (Even though the Axolotl game him one too many...)

Bill was drawn back to the Mystery Shack because, well, of course he was.

Bill got confused when he felt his face heat up when he thought of Ford and how he felt more protected around him, even though Ford wasn't the nicest.

Bill had Nyctophobia, which made it hard for him to sleep. But he was able to sleep for the first night because he cuddled with Ford.

And then he soon got Nightmares of his death he didn't even remember, and received a cold case of Somniphobia.

Bill never felt safe when it came to nighttime and when he got excruciatingly tired, but felt a tad bit more secure with Ford cuddles.

Ford couldn't do much about the nightmares, so he just tried to work on making Bill feel safe.

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Bill, of course, was able to get his memory back, but not like how Stan was able to.

Bill had his memory knocked back into place by a raging Mantour. (Idc how it's supposed to be spelled, I spell it how I want to.)

Ford heard the commotion going on and ran to Bill's aid because he had actually started to care for him.

Bill knew that the relationship had gotten better when he was an amnesiac, so he pretended like he still had it, just for Fords' sake. And, turns out, he's... not very good at acting like that.

It's not easy for an Omniscient being to pretend to not know anything.

But after a few weeks, Bill eventually cracks and admits that ever since the attack, he'd gotten his memory knocked back into place, and was just acting like he still was an amnesiac just so they could be closer.

Ford wasn't happy about the lying, but he accepted Bill wanting to be closer to him.

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AMNESIAC!BILL

He came back from the "void" after the Axolotl decided to give Bill another chance. (Even though the Axolotl game him one too many...)

Bill was drawn back to the Mystery Shack because, well, of course he was.

Bill got confused when he felt his face heat up when he thought of Ford and how he felt more protected around him, even though Ford wasn't the nicest.

Bill had Nyctophobia, which made it hard for him to sleep. But he was able to sleep for the first night because he cuddled with Ford.

And then he soon got Nightmares of his death he didn't even remember, and received a cold case of Somniphobia.

Bill never felt safe when it came to nighttime and when he got excruciatingly tired, but felt a tad bit more secure with Ford cuddles.

Ford couldn't do much about the nightmares, so he just tried to work on making Bill feel safe.

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Ford was Bill's first real friend.

Bill didn't have any friends, and the henchmaniacs were just minions to him.

Bill didn't seem to care all that much about Ford at first, but he slowly realized he was starting to get a little too attached.

Due to getting too attached, he tried to fix it by spending more time away from Ford, but that only made Bill miss him.

It weirded Bill out. He wondered if he was either going insane or if he was slowly being hypnotized.

But when Pyronica explained to him, he noticed what it was and got more confused.

How could he love someone? A chaotic being from the 2nd dimension liking a nerdy human... it didn't make any sense to him.

But Pyra told Bill that it was normal and that they should actually go out. And, being the desperate being he was, he listened to her.

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Post-Betrayal

Ford's POV: He feels a lot of rage against Bill, feeling very betrayed and hurt.

Bill was still able to enter Ford's dreams, but Bill never did, no matter how much Ford secretly wanted him to.

Ford thought Bill was kind of chickening out. Either that, or Bill was laughing at him and ranting about him to his friends... Maybe...

Bill's POV: He felt guilt. He felt... bad about it. But he did what he did so he could succeed in his plan of world domination.

He wanted to go back to Ford, but he was slightly embarrassed and nervous about how Ford would feel, so he didn't dare show his "face" to him.

Little did Bill know, his true plan was to be with Ford.

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"OMG OMG I gotta bf!"

It's an old man who went to hell and crawled back and then went to war and survived.

"Isn't he cute?!"

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Bill showing off Ford in the Nightmare Realm:

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Kritter Falls!AU: (Cat Bill. Kritter Falls is on my Wattpad and BillFord art Center)

Bill likes being pet by Ford.. all 6 fingers getting caught in his matted fur.

Head scratches are great, but cheek scratches are amazing...

And sometimes, he even allows tummy scratches.

And Bill purs... A lot.

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KW!KINK-WARNING!

Bill is a slight masochist.

He canon-ly likes pain.

Which follows to a biting kink.

And he sometimes likes feeling vulnerable when it comes to Ford. But he only feels these ways when it's Ford.

If it was anyone else, he would kill them. Or worse.

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Screw it I changed one of my acc's-

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Same thing, but I only post art.

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MOTHER!BILL AU talk.

He's kind of overprotective...

If his kid got anywhere near a bird, he would go completely insane.

He won't even put them on the ground, afraid they might fall or step/crawl onto something sharp, like a nail.

Even if it was on the bed or in a crib, he wouldn't let them go.

That's why when Bill is gone, Ford teaches them to walk, which isn't very often.