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There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

konoko

vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i

not100bees

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

transcyberism

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

valtsv

big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.

sodiumvaporss

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

adam-should-be-writing-deactiva

I'm sorry but this is not the same person. It's almost uncanny how much Connor Storrie disappears into Ilya Rozanov. I know much has been said about the accent, the quick language acquisition. But to me what's even more fascinating is the way everything about the way he looks changes for the role - his facial expressions, the way he hold himself, all of those little micro expressions. Because cultural differences are not just in the language. A masterclass really, that whole performance. Looking forward to following his long and successful acting career.

And the same goes for this mf who apparently exorcised his true glorious freaky self every morning and slipped into the skin of anxious, repressed good boy Shane. The range. The way everyone was sooo sure nobody would be able to really follow the story of the show because we were sure without Shanes thoughts viewers would be lost? Needn't have worried, Hudson Williams will just show you 5 pages of internal complexity in a 5 second close-up shot.

ialreadychoseyou

the range!!!

itsagifnotagif

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

wizardlyghost

its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison

wizardlyghost

depsidase

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

caliro

when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring

strange-aeons

raptorific

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”