Just here for ze memes

entertain me

[billion-shakespeare]

[billion-shakespeare]

me: *applies to university*

3 seconds pass

me: where's my acceptance

[lindsay-irene-deactivated201704]

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toddle toddle toddle

[evanspetres-deactivated20201015]

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

[lethbian]

me: I should go to therapy probably (later at therapy) therapist: so how are you? me: fine! I’m great actually I don’t know why I’m here I’m so great

[bonerfart]

my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?

me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there 

[weloveshortvideos]

[theinturnetexplorer]

crossbreeds are so cool

[novaisprettyinpink]

I will take 10 of each please

[beardset]

I want a corgi husky omg

[billion-shakespeare]

I want husky retriever!

[thetrippytrip]

Clinton Supporters Attack Jane Sanders For Her Appearance

Disgusting!

[yourmcmswcw-deactivated20160514]

Wow

[pomeranian2]

[rudeuser]

The Final Films of Some Famous Actors

[maggiedelrey]

AND IT’S A WONDERFUL MOVIE EVERYONE SHOULD SEE

[tayjwnz]

Best. Movie. Ever.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as detective

me: victim is 6'1"., his body..Has already turned into a ghost….. police officer: sir. that’s just a sheet we covered the body with

[sizvideos]

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[shwagerr]

[reverseracism]

@ tyga

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

what kind of subliminal shade….

[freshofftheboatdaily]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance.

[lachatteestvivante]

I don’t know if this is true or.. Like, having to pay for an ambulance that is taking you to the hospital? That doesn’t make any sense. What kind of distopian world is that?

[witwitch-deactivated20160508]

It costs thousands of dollars to ride in an ambulance

[ireallyluvdogs]

In America some people with chronic health conditions like epilepsy literally have to wear medical IDs that say “don’t call an ambulance/911”. Some well-meaning person calling an ambulance for you will turn into a thousand (or couple thousand) dollars that YOU are on the hook for, even though you didn’t make the call. So, PSA: if you see someone having a seizure, look for a medical ID! You should only call an ambulance if: the person is elderly, pregnant, or the seizure lasts more than 4 minutes. Otherwise, wait for the seizure to pass, then ask the person if they want an ambulance when they regain consciousness.

[numberoneblind]

wtf

[moonblossom]

Oh my god what. Here in Quebec, if you call an ambulance for something they deem non-emergency, you get a bill later for like $180. But if it’s anything like a loss of consciousness, chest pains, labour, whatever, or if you’re in a public place and a a well-meaning samaritan calls 911, it’s paid for by the government. Seriously, everything about healthcare in the US makes me want to cry.

[fatgirlopinions]

A couple times a good friend of mine who lived close by called me in the middle of the night for a ride to the hospital because she was super sick but couldn’t drive herself and couldn’t afford the charge for an ambulance. I really do think America wants the poor to die.

[loshka]

When I was twelve years old my family got into a severe car accident that injured my mother’s neck. My younger sister and I had to ride in the ambulance with her and during the trip an EMT gave us teddy bears to comfort us. Those teddy bears were added to the bill, $25 each.