[danieldempsey-deactivated201512]

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

[theatomicboom-deactivated202112]

“too little too late” by jojo was way too raw for 11 year old me to handle honestly who hurt her

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of

[lachatteestvivante]

And so I’ve found a Harry Potter doll with full makeup on in Prague, hahaha

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[lachatteestvivante]

OH MY GOD IF THIS ISN’T ME

[gimmethebeachboys]

[weatherctrl]

that’s how you play the BLUES

[hmsindecision]

Aside from all the terrible politics of assigning a slur to a marginalized group of people, I have to say that “queer” makes my dating life kind of a nightmare.

Like, okay, you’re queer… but like does that mean you wore tennis shoes to your wedding or do you eat pussy… like… why do I have to wonder…

[nobettercurefortheblues-deactiv]

thats why ppl invented language… for asking. omfg

[hmsindecision]

Did you wear tennis shoes to your straight wedding or do you have a point?

[gorgonology]

Oh my god

[pixie-pout]

Do girls actually enjoy being fingered or is that a myth?

[the-man-of-the-house]

Depends if you know the difference between summoning a genie and stuffing a chicken.

[flashytitle]

Greatest analogy ever

[theescortbunny-blog]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[dirtygirlidentity-deactivated20]

Dead. I died. I am dead.

[theradicalresistance]

There are men out there who learn to see the signs of a girl or woman being vulnerable, sad, self-hating, self-harming, depressed, mentally ill, traumatized or submissive because of fear or socialization, because they know these girls and women aren’t likely to put up that much of a fight and defend themselves and therefore they consider them easy targets for manipulation, abuse, violence and sexual exploitation and coercion. “Why does she choose such bad men?” is such an irrelevant question. “Why doesn’t she just leave him?” is such an irrelevant question. The questions we should be asking is: “Why are these men drawn to women they can hurt?”, “Why do men seek out women only to hurt and abuse them?”, and “Why does he hurt her?”.

[vieux-soleil]

when old people say two toddlers are boyfriend and girlfriend

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via kailaniskye)

[frogmp3]

i fr just got extra credit for drawing a cat on the back of a test

[lachatteestvivante]

where the hell are you taking these classes and how can I enrol?

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

heads up if you witness gay ppl acting like themselves and existing as they would normally and you say that they’re “enforcing stereotypes” you’re a fucking homophobe

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

s/o to the ppl who unfollowed me immediately after i posted this

[mfvictoria]

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “i haven’t started either”

[lachatteestvivante]

we’re all fucked, but together, which is nicer

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

How come when a house is haunted it’s always ghost from the 1800’s? Why there ain’t ever any ghosts from 2007 who screams “ITS BRITNEY BITCH!”  3 in the morning

[lachatteestvivante]

this would make a great movie

[officialjiggly]

[lachatteestvivante]

how come you are not eating MEEE???? I mean, gee

[weloveshortvideos]

[americanninjax-deactivated20191]

This was the real reason vine exists. For this exact post. 

[wendydrinks]

im frsaking out because if u google any line of this no results come up who the fuck is this man and what is he taling abotu

[musashi]

i’m sober now and just wanna let everyone know i had safe search on and this is george carlin

[lachatteestvivante]

how do you people not know georgie??????