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@billiondollarwaynebaby
Name: Bruce Thomas Wayne
Age: 38-45
Occupation: Billionaire, Philanthropist, CEO (vigilante)
Sexuality: Bisexual (has never verbally confirmed this)
Gender: Male
Parents: Thomas and Martha Wayne (RIP)
Children: Many.
Relationship: Still a "playboy" in the public eye, has many starlets and models on his arm at parties. No known relationships to the public.
"Just doing what I can to help the city that I love. "
(Read under cut)
I heard Two Face say "All I need is 2 hookers and an 8 ball. I'll kill everyone you know."
I'm thinking of being an alcoholic.
Who gave you the key to the liquor cabinet in the first place ?
I'm an adult father, this is my liquor cabinet. 🥰
Why do you have your own liquor cabinet ? I thought I did a good job instilling the dangers of alcohol into you kids.
I'm thinking of being an alcoholic.
Who gave you the key to the liquor cabinet in the first place ?
Lex injected Clark with some pink kryptonite thinking it would hurt him. Instead, he's been blowing up my phone, asking me to "recreate a scene from the movie 'Biosphere' " whatever that means
Why are people born in the 2000s trying to date me ? "I want to be Bruce Wayne's controversially young partner" no you do not. I am old enough to be your father. Stop that.
Tim was watching mukbang videos on the big TV and it's making me envy the deaf. I can't stand the slurping and chewing noises. He claims it's for "research purposes" for a case, but I genuinely want to drive needles into my ears.
Excuse me. What are mukbangs?
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Oh. So not schway... why tf do people do that...
He's been watching them for hours. It's just people eating copious amounts of food while making the most annoying noises they can make. It's making me sick.
I'm taking Duke out to eat for his birthday. He gets to choose anywhere he wants. He deserves it. I also got him a car.
Tim was watching mukbang videos on the big TV and it's making me envy the deaf. I can't stand the slurping and chewing noises. He claims it's for "research purposes" for a case, but I genuinely want to drive needles into my ears.
The kids are mad that I don't keep ketchup in my house. I'm not a child. Why would I have ketchup ?
I thought Ace had fleas. The fleas actually came from Jason. He's not allowed in the house until further notice.
have you seen roy? 👀 - @linaisley
I have not. I haven't actually spoken a word to Roy in years. I don't get why you all are so infatuated with him.
well we were going steady til jason got in the way. 😤
If your brother was able to swoop in that easily and take him from you, then maybe Roy was no good for you in the first place. Not saying Jason is right either of course.
Maybe you should find someone new. You're still young. Date around.
Like who? We're related to half of Gotham, Father. And you said I'm too young to crush on people in the Justice League.
Then date outside of Gotham. Clark can probably hook you up with some young intern from the daily planet. Barry can probably find you someone who works at the Flash museum. You don't have to date a vigilante.
Like Jimmy Olsen? 👀
I didn't say that. You did. Why did he pop up in your mind first ?
Idk Ive decided on no one really...probably for the best.
There's nothing wrong with being single.
Theres single out of choice and single cause no one wants you, Father. Unfortunately I am not as coveted as your other kids. 😪
There's other options. Matchmaking services. Speed dating. Apps.
Maybe one day ðŸ˜
Or you could just date girls. You could have a new wife and an apartment to move into within the 3rd date.
i've tried both, father. ðŸ˜
Fine, I'll get you into a luxury dating service. It costs 50k to get into, but you'll probably find someone.
Paying for love, This cant get any worse. ðŸ˜
It's not like you have any other options.
I need someone to dog sit Ace tonight. I'm paying 5k an hour. Alfred's out and I need someone to watch my sweet little baby.
have you seen roy? 👀 - @linaisley
I have not. I haven't actually spoken a word to Roy in years. I don't get why you all are so infatuated with him.
well we were going steady til jason got in the way. 😤
If your brother was able to swoop in that easily and take him from you, then maybe Roy was no good for you in the first place. Not saying Jason is right either of course.
Maybe you should find someone new. You're still young. Date around.
Like who? We're related to half of Gotham, Father. And you said I'm too young to crush on people in the Justice League.
Then date outside of Gotham. Clark can probably hook you up with some young intern from the daily planet. Barry can probably find you someone who works at the Flash museum. You don't have to date a vigilante.
Like Jimmy Olsen? 👀
I didn't say that. You did. Why did he pop up in your mind first ?
Idk Ive decided on no one really...probably for the best.
There's nothing wrong with being single.
Theres single out of choice and single cause no one wants you, Father. Unfortunately I am not as coveted as your other kids. 😪
There's other options. Matchmaking services. Speed dating. Apps.
Maybe one day ðŸ˜
Or you could just date girls. You could have a new wife and an apartment to move into within the 3rd date.
i've tried both, father. ðŸ˜
Fine, I'll get you into a luxury dating service. It costs 50k to get into, but you'll probably find someone.
have you seen roy? 👀 - @linaisley
I have not. I haven't actually spoken a word to Roy in years. I don't get why you all are so infatuated with him.
well we were going steady til jason got in the way. 😤
If your brother was able to swoop in that easily and take him from you, then maybe Roy was no good for you in the first place. Not saying Jason is right either of course.
Maybe you should find someone new. You're still young. Date around.
Like who? We're related to half of Gotham, Father. And you said I'm too young to crush on people in the Justice League.
Then date outside of Gotham. Clark can probably hook you up with some young intern from the daily planet. Barry can probably find you someone who works at the Flash museum. You don't have to date a vigilante.
Like Jimmy Olsen? 👀
I didn't say that. You did. Why did he pop up in your mind first ?
Idk Ive decided on no one really...probably for the best.
There's nothing wrong with being single.
Theres single out of choice and single cause no one wants you, Father. Unfortunately I am not as coveted as your other kids. 😪
There's other options. Matchmaking services. Speed dating. Apps.
Maybe one day ðŸ˜
Or you could just date girls. You could have a new wife and an apartment to move into within the 3rd date.
have you seen roy? 👀 - @linaisley
I have not. I haven't actually spoken a word to Roy in years. I don't get why you all are so infatuated with him.
well we were going steady til jason got in the way. 😤
If your brother was able to swoop in that easily and take him from you, then maybe Roy was no good for you in the first place. Not saying Jason is right either of course.
Maybe you should find someone new. You're still young. Date around.
Like who? We're related to half of Gotham, Father. And you said I'm too young to crush on people in the Justice League.
Then date outside of Gotham. Clark can probably hook you up with some young intern from the daily planet. Barry can probably find you someone who works at the Flash museum. You don't have to date a vigilante.
Like Jimmy Olsen? 👀
I didn't say that. You did. Why did he pop up in your mind first ?
Idk Ive decided on no one really...probably for the best.
There's nothing wrong with being single.
Theres single out of choice and single cause no one wants you, Father. Unfortunately I am not as coveted as your other kids. 😪
There's other options. Matchmaking services. Speed dating. Apps.
have you seen roy? 👀 - @linaisley
I have not. I haven't actually spoken a word to Roy in years. I don't get why you all are so infatuated with him.
well we were going steady til jason got in the way. 😤
If your brother was able to swoop in that easily and take him from you, then maybe Roy was no good for you in the first place. Not saying Jason is right either of course.
Maybe you should find someone new. You're still young. Date around.
Like who? We're related to half of Gotham, Father. And you said I'm too young to crush on people in the Justice League.
Then date outside of Gotham. Clark can probably hook you up with some young intern from the daily planet. Barry can probably find you someone who works at the Flash museum. You don't have to date a vigilante.
Like Jimmy Olsen? 👀
I didn't say that. You did. Why did he pop up in your mind first ?
Idk Ive decided on no one really...probably for the best.
There's nothing wrong with being single.
