Bill Woodward

The background is a lovely photo of me and my amazing daughter! Love you Alice!

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

(intro post)

Hello Facebook Tumblr! I am very excited to see what my daughter Alice is up too! I heard she was on here and wanted to find a way to chat with her!! Hi Alice! :-D

(OOC under cut)

Mod info: use’s he/him uh Bill is one of my favorite characters so I’ll try to make him as cannon as possible also I’m gonna censor my swearing just because I’d feel better doing that!

I will draw Bill sometimes but mostly I’ll just use photos!

Bills out and about: interacting with others not through text:)

Bills emails: text based things

No NSFW please, suggestive is fine but I’ll make sure to say if something is too far for me!!

mod is a MINOR. I’m fine why any ships as long as they are like 20 or older due to Bill being 40 (my favorite ships with Bill are Paul x Bill (or Paul x Emma x Bill) Bill x Charlotte, Ted x Bill but more as one sided?, Bill x Sylvia, lastly Bill x blinky because it’s really funny to me and extremely one sided) the ships can be QPR or romantic is wanted!!

Ran by @pavl-art :)!! (Split ends is being slightly worked on NOT FULLY CANCELLED OR ON HATIUS!!)

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

(all ooc) puts a hand on the writers shoulder. i used to be really into the hatchetblr scene is it still alive enough to require/want more bloggers. should i come back. (we interacted a few times when i was originally rping but its been a while and a half)

[I mean I wouldn't say no personally. Even if it already exists, you may put your own spin on it that makes it different! I do this for fun personally and I've been having a blast XD.]

[I encourage you to return if you enjoy it but don't make it a task you feel obligated to do. That makes it a whole lot less fun.]

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

Ooc post!!

I think it would be fun to join back and test out doing rp again!! It was super fun to get back into it after a while of not doing it!!

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

I do hope you found the books you needed the other day.

Sorry if I was a bit... awkward. Still getting used to interacting with people more. Never been too good at it.

[ @librarian-paul-matthews ]

Oh! Thanks sir!! I did!

don’t worry! My best friend Paul Is not .. well the best at talking to people either it’s fine!!:-)

Bill W.

[librarian-paul-matthews]

Oh!

You... you knew I wasn't your Paul.

Admittedly, that's a load of worry off of my shoulders. I feared having to painfully explain myself. Though I suppose my appearance is different enough.

Though Ted didn't seem to notice...

All the same, I'm glad you found what you needed. It's quite pleasant to have someone to talk to that understands and that I recall from my previous time before... well, before I knew I was a clone.

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

Well Paul isn’t a librarian.. god my eye hurts- uh I think you may have read too many si-fi novels sir! ‘:-)

Bill W.

[librarian-paul-matthews]

Oh, are you alright there, Bill? Is your ey̴̹͚̻͔͋̄̀ë̶̻́ ̵̹̼̬͚̇̋̐̓͗o̷̡̢̬̜͇͋̈́̍̎̃k̷̇͒͜͠a̸̧̛̠͂͂y̴͚̽͛́͗ (eye okay). Paul clutches his own scarred left side, his own eye panging dully. Ow.

Goodness, seems to be going around or something. I assure you though, I haven't read once too many sci-fi novels, Bill. How else would there be two of me?

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

My eye is fine- just..

Listen what do you mean two of you!?

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Ted what happened to you?? You started to act strange.

Bill w.

( @billwoodwardishavingfun )

Oh, look. It's Woodward. Such a mundane little coworker but at least you have more flair than fucking Paul.

You know, I think you're daughters in Clivesdale, but I could bring her home for you. Reunite you two for good.

For forever.

Matching father and daughter sets, why that would be something new for the box!

The stage!

Wherever we see fit.

[2 asks remain]

[ @billwoodwardishavingfun ]

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

…get the hell away from my daughter!?

who are you?!

bill W

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Who am I?

I am the inevitable tick of the clock coming for you soon enough, Bill. And you won't be able to stop it no matter how hard you try.

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

Not funny Ted. God save me..

[j7nkovich]

for some reason this reminded me of @the-ted-spankoffski-69 for no fucking reason so do with that information what you will

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Nah, that sounds about right.

Maybe it's the goat thing.

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

Did you get a goat??

Bill W.

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Not by choice, bucko.

Not by fuckin choice.

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

…great..

Bill W.

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Correction, not great. Just letting you know. It's... complicated, alright Bill? Just leave me alone for once...

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

Yeah. No. I got it.

Bill W

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

Hi Mr. Woodward! How are you?

@the-real-grace-chasity

Fine..just eye issues!

Bill W.

[the-real-grace-chasity]

Everything okay, Mr. Woodward? I hope you’re alright!

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

..I don’t know went to a theme park. It sucked. Made me and Alice more close!!

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

Hi Mr. Woodward! How are you?

@the-real-grace-chasity

Fine..just eye issues!

Bill W.

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

Biiiiillllllll

Are you okayyyyyyyyyyhhh

My eye is just bothering me.

I’ll be fine probably allergies!

Bill w.

[kursed-curtain]

[maxrepostbin]

Does he know? /j

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

Do I know what??

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

Biiiiillllllll

Are you okayyyyyyyyyyhhh

My eye is just bothering me.

I’ll be fine probably allergies!

Bill w.

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

I do hope you found the books you needed the other day.

Sorry if I was a bit... awkward. Still getting used to interacting with people more. Never been too good at it.

[ @librarian-paul-matthews ]

Oh! Thanks sir!! I did!

don’t worry! My best friend Paul Is not .. well the best at talking to people either it’s fine!!:-)

Bill W.

[librarian-paul-matthews]

Oh!

You... you knew I wasn't your Paul.

Admittedly, that's a load of worry off of my shoulders. I feared having to painfully explain myself. Though I suppose my appearance is different enough.

Though Ted didn't seem to notice...

All the same, I'm glad you found what you needed. It's quite pleasant to have someone to talk to that understands and that I recall from my previous time before... well, before I knew I was a clone.

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

Well Paul isn’t a librarian.. god my eye hurts- uh I think you may have read too many si-fi novels sir! ‘:-)

Bill W.

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

I do hope you found the books you needed the other day.

Sorry if I was a bit... awkward. Still getting used to interacting with people more. Never been too good at it.

[ @librarian-paul-matthews ]

Oh! Thanks sir!! I did!

don’t worry! My best friend Paul Is not .. well the best at talking to people either it’s fine!!:-)

Bill W.

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Ted what happened to you?? You started to act strange.

Bill w.

( @billwoodwardishavingfun )

Oh, look. It's Woodward. Such a mundane little coworker but at least you have more flair than fucking Paul.

You know, I think you're daughters in Clivesdale, but I could bring her home for you. Reunite you two for good.

For forever.

Matching father and daughter sets, why that would be something new for the box!

The stage!

Wherever we see fit.

[2 asks remain]

[ @billwoodwardishavingfun ]

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

…get the hell away from my daughter!?

who are you?!

bill W

[j7nkovich]

for some reason this reminded me of @the-ted-spankoffski-69 for no fucking reason so do with that information what you will

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Nah, that sounds about right.

Maybe it's the goat thing.

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

Did you get a goat??

Bill W.

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Not by choice, bucko.

Not by fuckin choice.

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

…great..

Bill W.

[j7nkovich]

for some reason this reminded me of @the-ted-spankoffski-69 for no fucking reason so do with that information what you will

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Nah, that sounds about right.

Maybe it's the goat thing.

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

Did you get a goat??

Bill W.

[j7nkovich]

the goat got him more like

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

….okay?

Bill W.

[mark-heart4christ]

You okay Mark?

[Bill tapped Marks shoulder after a sermon at church]

…you seem not okay?

( @billwoodwardishavingfun )

Mark jolts upright. He had apparently fallen asleep and it was very, very apparent.

"Oh! Ah." He turns to Bill and gives him a smile and nod, "I'm alright, thank you Bill."

Mark faces forward again, clasping his hands together... And he drifts off a little, his eyelids heavy.

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

…Mark you can talk to me about stuff-

I told you and Karen about my divorce…

[Bill was persistent on Mark telling him why he was so tried and leaned in towards the pew (?) Mark was on]

please?

[mark-heart4christ]

Mark jolted awake once more. A little disoriented.

"Just... Woke up on the wrong side of the bed, you know how it is."

He shrugs, "Stress-dream, probably. Nothing to worry about. I should be more careful what I read before bed."

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

…if it helps my eye has been aching me for a while!! My dreams are stressful too!

[Bill quietly chuckles]

….well you probably read the Bible before bed so…I mean part of it would be strange but fully?

[mark-heart4christ]

Mark hums, "Mmyes, I suppose so. Though I don't... Remember reading anything too frightening. Or about... Pigs and... Ah..."

He trails off as he stares blankly at the cover of the hymnal in the pocket in front of him.

He turns his head to give Bill a big smile, "I'll be fine, don't worry about me."

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

[Bill tilts his head]

…okay

well can’t promise I’ll not pray for you

[Bill chuckles a bit awkwardly and leans back in his seat turning to his left out of habit but just facepalms]

[mark-heart4christ]

You okay Mark?

[Bill tapped Marks shoulder after a sermon at church]

…you seem not okay?

( @billwoodwardishavingfun )

Mark jolts upright. He had apparently fallen asleep and it was very, very apparent.

"Oh! Ah." He turns to Bill and gives him a smile and nod, "I'm alright, thank you Bill."

Mark faces forward again, clasping his hands together... And he drifts off a little, his eyelids heavy.

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

…Mark you can talk to me about stuff-

I told you and Karen about my divorce…

[Bill was persistent on Mark telling him why he was so tried and leaned in towards the pew (?) Mark was on]

please?

[mark-heart4christ]

Mark jolted awake once more. A little disoriented.

"Just... Woke up on the wrong side of the bed, you know how it is."

He shrugs, "Stress-dream, probably. Nothing to worry about. I should be more careful what I read before bed."

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

…if it helps my eye has been aching me for a while!! My dreams are stressful too!

[Bill quietly chuckles]

….well you probably read the Bible before bed so…I mean part of it would be strange but fully?

[mark-heart4christ]

You okay Mark?

[Bill tapped Marks shoulder after a sermon at church]

…you seem not okay?

( @billwoodwardishavingfun )

Mark jolts upright. He had apparently fallen asleep and it was very, very apparent.

"Oh! Ah." He turns to Bill and gives him a smile and nod, "I'm alright, thank you Bill."

Mark faces forward again, clasping his hands together... And he drifts off a little, his eyelids heavy.

[billwoodwardishavingfun]

…Mark you can talk to me about stuff-

I told you and Karen about my divorce…

[Bill was persistent on Mark telling him why he was so tried and leaned in towards the pew (?) Mark was on]

please?