never laugh at live dragons

[friendlyfatigue]

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Me bringing back my Grindr hookups 😔

[these-deactivated20200627]

there’s rats on Grindr now?

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Yeah they’re called men

[vinceaddams]

I was looking through my queue and I saw this and now I’m wheezing with laughter.

[sorion]

[enigmakkuma]

it just is

[chainsawing]

[afacelesschampion]

[silverhawk]

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

[bunnykicksyou]

In case anyone was worried about this little guy

[rithmalfortele]

Thank you, I was :D

[regularlesbian]

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

do the people who made that cgi bulbasaur know they saved a life?

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

this is a serotonin well and im bringing buckets

[leisurelypanda]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thank you! i am crying

[ohaiitsarielle]

From this article:

“We grabbed clips of bulldog puppies frolicking and playing with each other, animate our Bulbasaur creature to match that.“

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

bulbasaur looks like blue toothless

[markantonys]

GIRL ME TOO

[catilinas]

this (from dinotopia by james gurney) is…… everything i never knew i needed. the forum romanum can only be improved by the presence of dinosaurs

[murhuedur]

[bravemercutio]

Roman Senator in 186 BCE voice: DIONYSUS IS TURNING OUR SONS INTO BOTTOMS

[catilinas]

the scene where odysseus kills the suitors is very dramatic and all but like. he’s got no clothes on????

i arrive on ithaca

bow: strung

disguise: off

dick: out

[thoodleoo]

the worst part about reading ancient roman philosophy is that sometimes you’ll read something expressly saying that people shouldn’t do something that you do frequently and it’s like diogenes threw a plucked chicken at you from 2000 years ago

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….

I can’t stop laughing

[abigailannsblog-deactivated2021]

And he was right we HATED IT 

[dejangli]

Am i doing this right?

[sabertoothwalrus]

walking into the water gym with an electric type

[sabertoothwalrus]

I just found this almost 5 year old post my brother made me make and I think it deserves some credit

[jakemorph]

someone edit this pic to be dr phil levitting the bottle wit his mind powers

[3ology]

[cephalophor]

Gays Nowadays don’t know about Mika, this is so sad. Alexa Play Grace Kelly