Unskippable Breakfast Cutscene

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU. any pronouns (a faerie stole my old ones I'll take any spares you might have)

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

why the fuck does it say reblogs are turned off for this post. i didnt do that

[retroactivebakeries]

they’re trying to stop the music

[maculategiraffe]

it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good

for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade

[billybangles]

counterpoint: it's really fucking funny

[punishedsaints]

[sourcengine-moved]

apprently i just learned of this single photo of half life 2 bottled water which was most likely given out during E3 2004, and its the only image we have of it since the original site it came from got lost and never archived 

[featheredcritter]

this+ halflife2 chewgums for a real gamer meal

[foone]

VGAPride is my DOS program for displaying pride flags. So happy pride month, everyone! Here's a selection of pride flags as displayed on a Pentium 60.

[breakbeatbun]

im so hungry i could eat a dinner

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[dropovers]

i wish i could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.

[angstyastro]

These miis getting diagnosed today

[imustbenuts]

in final fantasy xiv theres a healer class named Astrologian, which revolves around the mechanic of drawing tarot cards and using that to buff teammates up during fight. this is what it looks like in game. the cards revolve around a globe which the character plucks and read from.

this however was what the beta design looks like

this is an iconic duel disk from yugioh

this is urianger aurgurelt. aside from scaring the localizers so much they changed his speech from 1500-1600 english to something more modern-shakesparean, he's also voiced by KENN

KENN got his voice acting career off the ground initially back in 2004 by voicing judai the protagonist of yugioh gx

urianger.

[animentality]

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(posted by @piles-of-dust-and-gay)

[theonion]

[toasst753]

Vent art

[kittycatblast]

guys you load into duty roulettes with

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[bunnygirlskull]

Do you want your handjob crazy hand style or master hand style

[bichromia]