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Satanism and AI; The New Devils Tools
Job Opportunity: How to become a Licensed Exorcist Candidate for Pest Removal Here at the Billy Bushwood Institute for Exposing Deviltry (BBIFED) we like to keep all five of our loyal readers updated on the latest activities of The Devil and his minions here on Earth. Beware! Satanism is growing (maybe) and might be using AI to spread evil and hatred! Lest you suspect that, once again, I am…
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Get Rich and Famous for Always Being Wrong
The Amazing Life of Paul Ehrlich, Population Bomber and Idiot Daily Wire Says It All Read all about it. https://www.dailywire.com/news/one-of-the-most-evil-men-in-history-just-died Rarely does the life of someone who was proved wrong in every prediction he ever made get so much positive press, or any press at all except extreme approbation. If ever there was a man who deserved to be publicly…
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New Olympic Sports Americans Can Win
We need to up our advantage to dominate the Winter Olympics Turkey Bowling American Red Neck Games Gold Medal Contender Mud Belly Flop Contestants, Mixed Doubles Outhouse Race Norwegian Citizen Taking Summer Walk with Their Dog I love the Olympics, both summer and winter. My favorite events overall are X games types of snowboarding, such as the half pipe, big air, etc. Then track and field.…
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Grotty, Obscene Bunny
The Death of the Super Bowl Halftime Show Bad Bunny sings among dry humping, plus sized dancers. At least he wore pants! Sunday’s desultory superbowl was a viewing disaster in so many ways. My team, the Patriots, lost. The game itself SUCKED. Essentially a defensive slugfest, won by the Seahawks field goal kicker. (Other than the extra point, the most boring play in football). So I held my…
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Frankenstein and The Wrecking Crew
Both 5/10 Stars. Woke Nonsense: None, minimal I know, just what the world needs is ANOTHER treatment of the Frankenstein monster story. As much as we need more superhero movies, vampire movies, or 47 additional tedious hours of Wicked. That is to say, not at all. Despite my boredom with the whole Legos, “some assembly required” Frankie movie, I watched it because all you could see at the…
The Rip-Movie Review
6 Stars. Woke Nonsense: None The Rip is a Netflix flick starring Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They are cops working in a department that is rotten with corruption. They don’t know who in the department they can trust, in the midst of the murder of their boss and rumors of bribes from drug dealers. (The Rip refers to finding and confiscating drug MONEY, not the drugs themselves.) The story…
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Le Bad Cinema. Movie Reviews The History of the World Part 1, The Long Goodbye
History of the World 2 Stars out of 10. The Last Goodbye 2 stars Stuck inside due to the not so major snowstorm yesterday, so watched these movies. Both made by famous and accomplished Directors, Robert Altman and Mel Brooks respectively. These movies are dreadful. Awful. Unwatchable. First the History of the World. Mel Brooks ran out of comic ammunition with this spoof of movies about ancient…
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Patriots Win Explained
No Holding Here? Looks Like Basketball Coverage Legalized Pass Interference The Patriots won the big game yesterday, and notably I was proved right when they failed to cover the spread. The game was close because the refs, also as I predicted, allowed mugging of receivers. Since we do not have replays of every receiver route and the grabbing, holding, shoving etc, I have to guess this…
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Movie Review-Sinners
5 stars out of 10. Woke Nonesense: As you would expect, but not too bad Hailee Steinfeld Getting her Vamp On With the predicted end of the world due to potentially 12 inches of snow, I was stuck inside watching movies. After the movie Sinners got nominated for 16 Oscars, I of course watched it first. With that many nominations, the most any movie ever has received, I expected to be absolutely…
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Bushwood New Job-Weatherman
Told Ya So Self Portrait-Weather Prognostigator After the Panic Subsides Yesterday I mocked the entire part of the nation that was in an hysterical panic over a snow forecast. People stormed the supermarkets to stock up on bread , milk, and apples. (Why apples, not bananas or mangoes?) As I predicted, instead of two feet of snow, or one foot, or ten inches, we got…four. After which the…
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Forecast For Pats-Broncos Game: Theft by Ref
100% Guaranteed. Bet on it. And Bet Broncos, give the 4.5 Having watched the Patriots go to Denver to play the Broncos for decades now, I can confidently make the following predictions. Patriots will have 3 long (20+ yard) pass interference calls against them. Plus two shorter yard ones. Also, 5 offensive holding calls. And one “was a catch/wasn’t a catch” call go against them. Denver will…
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Grow a Pair America
Panic over a snowstorm makes us look silly OH NO! Six Inches of Snow!! Living in suburban Washington DC, we don’t get much snow. Officially part of The South (South of the Mason Dixon Line), snow is infrequent. BUT not unheard of, not unprecedented. In the past hundred years the area has had snow storms of 28 inches (1928), 40 inches in 2010, (dubbed Snowmageddon), and 25 inches in 2016. Other…
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Gay Monkey Business
Washington Post Article on Gay Monkey Sex You can count on the Washington Post to keep you up to date on anything regarding homosexuality. On page 2 of today’s edition, the Gay Desk at the Post spent a half page on the fact that there are species (including female whales! How exactly does this activity even happen?) that regularly have homosexual sex. Now, imagine that you were properly nerdy…
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Show Review The Pitt (HBO)
Rating: 5/10 Stars. Woke Nonsense: 80% of Show This is a medical drama show, which is manages actual differentiation from the 20,000 such you have already seen. This genre debuted in 1951, the show City Hospital, and has had dozens of imitators. So the creators needed a new hook. In the Pitt, set in an emergency room in a tough neighborhood in Pittsburgh, each episode is one hour of a very busy…
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Movie Review Nuremberg
Rating: 5/10 stars Rami Malek and Russell Crowe This movie is a character study, a match of wits, between Rami Malek (as Douglas Kelly) and Russell Crowe (as Hermann Goring). Michael Shannon co stars as Robert Jackson, the US Supreme Court justice given the job of prosecuting the Nazi regimes primary murderers. It is not really so much about the larger story of the trials. All three actors are…
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Right Wing Inspired by Spartans?
More Mocking of the Washington Post Washington Post “Journalist” Its often difficult to choose the most mockable column in the Washington Post, and today was no exception. But since I only have patience to do one of these every day or so, I chose todays missive highlighting “extreme” right politicians (e.g., not Democrats) in America and world wide are using comparisons to ancient Sparta in…
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