can u hammer a 6" spike thru a board w/ ur penis?

hi i'm molly and sea lions make me cry ミ☆

[engage-with-zorp]

*sees dog* nice *sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

[ponprincess-deactivated20170614]

[shakenawake-deactivated20161107]

Hey anyone on here hear about video games

[ottomantwerks]

Whats a vibeo grame

[shakenawake-deactivated20161107]

You know yhe one where mario jumps

[ottomantwerks]

Shit buddy I sure do

[billyoumurrayme]

friend: how are you

me: oh boy. Hah. Well. *takes a seat* wooowie. Well. *leans very far back in seat* Anyways how are you?

[billyoumurrayme]

when it's cold : this weather makes me wanna sleep

when it's hot: this weather makes me wanna sleep

[billyoumurrayme]

me to a dog: hiiii :)

dog owner: hello :)

me: who the fuck

[dollersigns]

I’m not making enough boys nervous

[billyoumurrayme]

*me looking at pets foot*: Perfect. Such tiny delicate construction. This is the greatest foot I've ever seen, and you have 4 of them! Well done!

[billyoumurrayme]

him: yea... whos my dirty little slut?

me: well... that's me i guess

[human-garbage-baby]

[danejuanreturns]

i'm just a guy fieri looking for his girl fieri

[roachkillr]

[internetgf]

who did this

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[fruitsgardens]

my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

[covrtneyshayne-archive-deactiva]

Patrick Bateman & Dennis Reynolds parallels

concept credit goes to singingtomysoul! i hope i did it some justice

[ironmans]

[neurotiac-deactivated20150729]

Boy I just wanna ride ya dick and help you be a better you

[kimdash]