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call me Bailey | white british, 1991, their/they or he/his | used to be aiaiaias/aprilshydoeden | art tag | KCDS tag

[oama-paint]

1947 Kometen Kommer　

8/7⭐️⭐️⭐️

[billyspring]

I just think Stigmata and KCDS/Araiazuki would be a neat crossover  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Two little weirdo detectives bonding over being little weirdo detectives

[rudjedet]

people who don't know anything about academics: man y'all are stuffy and boring what's up with that? actual academics: *too busy fist-fighting each other over the beryllium problem or the existence of a dentistry profession in ancient egypt to reply*

[micewithknives]

people who dont know anything about academics: *for some reason have the illusion of everyone in Fancy Academic Clothes doing Boring Research and glossing over Historical Facts Because Historians Dont Like The Truth*

actual academics: someones lying on the floor in a band tshirt they havent changed out of in three days crying over the paper they’re supposed to be writing that was due over a month ago. the whiteboard says “6 hours since our last fight about Whether Silcrete Exists”. someone wants to give their thesis the title “theyre lesbians harold” but cant figure out how to cite a tumblr post as a title because they havent eaten in 48 hours

[art-thropologist]

People who don't know anything about academics: they're keeping this grand conspiracy about these civilizations a secret!!! actual academics: can barely coordinate a time for a Zoom meeting, will infodump about their specialty for hours without prompting

[archaeo-geek]

People who don’t know anything about academics: How dare these stuffy scientists ignore this poor random dude who has a Theory That Changes Everything (and conveniently makes him a small fortune by selling books and DVDs about the Theory) Actual academics: Has already patiently explained to 40 different people why the Theory That Changes Everything doesn’t make any sense and is also kinda racist, but nobody is hyping their answer because it doesn’t make anybody money or make them feel extra special.

[rudjedet]

Also actual academics in this case: *vibrating with the only barely controlled need to throat punch Erich von Däniken the dude hawking the Theory of Racist Lies*

[the-real-seebs]

i could never understand where the "ancient astronauts" theory came from, and then someone told me it was racism, and suddenly it all made sense, because of course the absolutely dumbest fucking things i've encountered all turn out to be fucking racism again.

[daydream-daze]

“Fuck the coronation. Feed the poor.” 

Instead of celebrating the coronation on Saturday, May 6, consider donation to the Trussell Trust, which supports over 1,200 food bank centres across the UK. 

[billyspring]

Teen Pan and Bra

So do we prefer Bra, Bura, or Bulla?

[bigturtl]

doodily ding dong tick tock

[billyspring]

warm-up toad

[billyspring]

A garter snake... When they shed, their frills are collected and sold to haberdashers 😗

[billyspring]

Lily!!

[billyspring]

[arahir]

"don't ship—" i will just be doing whatever the fuck i want actually

[arahir]

[brightlotusmoon]

I'm fucking sorry what-

[arsanatomica]

It’s always been odd to me that there are not any ocean scavengers equipped to take optimal advantage of large carcasses. Like…. in prehistoric times, the oceans were full of huge animals… was this a problem back then too?

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[bedupolker]

Scorp & Scorplings (repost bc the original got tagged as mature???)

[sasspossrilla]

Getting conflicting information here

[nijaded]

Poetry in Motion — the phenomenal Florence Welch

[billyspring]

Casper... Casper please, I am very busy