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6 Types of Bimbos THE QUIZ

Our best Bimbo scientists worked on this Quiz to make it not just for fun, but to make it perfectly accurate and not to be argued with…. So the result in this Quiz is final… although you can take it however often you´d like…. And remember, have fun suck a dick! And note how often you picked a,b,c,d,e or f for the final tally.

What is your best asset?

a) My boobs and ass look fine a fuck in a short skirt and blouse

b) My BABABOOBiES

b) Sir said my holes are

d) My legs,… giggles…?

e) My womb

f) I like cuddles

How do you get fucked?

a) Anywhere I need to

b) I just like getting used

c) Usually sir ties me up

d) I wish, someone would right now

e) He bends me over and I take it

f) From behind

My fashion is…?

a) Flawless

b) Short and pink and sparkly

c) I dress how I am supposed to

d) Heels and panties

e) Cotton dresses and braided hair

f) A large hoodie

What is your favorite food on a date?

a) I like a salat

b)Fries with a shake

c) Bred and water

d) I don’t eat

e) I’ll bake you a quiche

f) Ill just steal some stuff form their plate

How tall are you work heels?

a) Moderately

b)I`m basically a stripper, soooo

c) They are supposed to hurt, you know

d) Pink ones

e) In the house I don’t really wear heels

f) Heels?

What profession fits you best

a) Real estate agent

b)Porn star

c) Primary school teacher

d) I hope that daddy takes care of me

e) Wife and mother

f) I’d like to work at a animal shelter at some point

Your favorite animal is…?

a) Dogs, just like em?

b)A monkey? Do I get a monkey?

c) I’m a cat person myself

d) Maybe a hamster, I don’t know

e) A house pig sounds fun, but I’d like some chicken and a cat too.

f) I love all animals, but I always felt most connected to…

What surgery would you have next if you could?

a) There are soo many I`d like to do still

b) Make em bigger!

c) I just like the aftermath

d) Facial feminization

e) I don’t really belief in that for me

f) Pointy ears… oh and boobs, I like to have boobs…

What adjective describes you most commonly?

a) Horney

b)Sexay

c) Loyal

d) Bubbly

e) Caring

f) Cuddly

Choose your poison!

a) Kratom

b)Alcohol

c) Heroin

d) Hormones

e) I hate drugs

f) Coke

So I hope you have your answers. For every time you picked a particular letter you are 10% of the corresponding category.

a : Office Slut

b : Mega Bimbo

c : Pain whore

d : Sissy bitch

e : Tradwify

f : Little pet

For example… If you picked 6 times f and 4 times a, you are 60% a little pet and 40% office Slut and you most probably have daddy issues. FUN!

Let me know your results and hit me up if you want the uncensored version via mail [email protected] . The Article where I describe all the 6 Types is at https://bimbo-magazine.tumblr.com/post/683417886892654592/the-6-types-of-bimbos

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I don't want to use random woman's pictures on the internet anymore.

If you are a woman and would like to contribute dm me please! Or share so others might see this.

Otherwise I might have to use Ai picture Generation...

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Great editing

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u probably know more about bimbos than nearly everybody

what's the best way to get a bimbo for a Gf?

Firstly, just look around, they are everywhere. As a man who wants a bimbo, you need to provide (plastic surgery for example). So you better have money!

If you have money and are willing to spend it on woman, they will find you. So my advice either be a person that is outgoing and gets woman or become a millionaire.

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@bambi-slept with a very valid addition:

Just want to add that some men get mad at bimbos needing money from them but that's not fair. You gotta understand we are giving up our ability to earn money to make you happy. Giving up and chance of a 'normal' life and then trusting and investing in you.

If you do it right and pick the right girl your investment will come good and not only will you have an incredible fuckdoll but played right with the right support and enhancements she will earn you money.

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Prime specimen #1

@rosiezitaa

@rosiezitaa is such a cunny for the patriarchy. Dumb, tits, dumb are just a few words to describe her.

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u probably know more about bimbos than nearly everybody

what's the best way to get a bimbo for a Gf?

Firstly, just look around, they are everywhere. As a man who wants a bimbo, you need to provide (plastic surgery for example). So you better have money!

If you have money and are willing to spend it on woman, they will find you. So my advice either be a person that is outgoing and gets woman or become a millionaire.

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What is the best type and size of implant to start with from a relatively flat chest?

As a German I know a little Thing or two about what is good for the world and the individual, so I wanted to insert some advice in your wet brains. A advice section, jeah!  

The first question I got was: “What is the best type and size of implant to start with from a relatively flat chest?”

Since I am not a plastic surgon I didn´t know a answer to this question, but I did some research and I have so thoughts. I assume you know already what kind of boob you want roughly and that you want the biggest boob possible. If that is not the case this advice doesn’t really apply to you.

I want you to have the tits you want and I deserve to look at and squeeze, but the right choice isn’t the same for all of you. There are many factors to consider. If you want a slightly natural look you’d have to take your frame into account. If you are a tiny little slut you cant pull of the same bababoobies a BigBitch can! If you don’t care and want to look as plastic as Barbie, I will have to tell you something very unfair. The bigger the boob you already have the bigger the Implant that is possible. The Implant can “drop down” if there isn’t too much to hold it up. Also you can’t go as big as you want at once because the skin needs to stretch and adjust… Best to talk to a plastic surgeon for the right size for you!

There is a alternative to implants thou: Autologous fat transfer!

Basically, they will suck the Fat from where you don’t want it and put it in your Tits, awesome two for one in my Opinion! There are a few disadvantages for a Bimbo, namely, you cant go as big as you could with Implants, But there are many advantages! Its not as expensive, nearly no scares, free fat suction and you will have The option to have bigger Implants after your tits are all healed up!

I think the Way to go for a flat Bimbo is doing a Autologous fat transfer first. After that you have some experience with Breast expansion, and you can decide if you want another Autologous fat transfer or if you are happy with your boobs now or if you now want implants. Implants that can be bigger now than when you did Implants in the first place.

I hope I could help you and you can go more informed in the Surgeons office.

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hey i hope this don't sound weird but can i ask u about bimbos?

Of course, everyone can ask me anything. I wish you would have asked the real question right away!

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r u a man ?

I am

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Being sexy is a fulltime job – sucking dick is the hobby

Some Bimbos might be convinced being sexy is a goal in itself, but I disagree. If men would like fatter woman with small tits and short hair, would you ditch those extensions and the double D’s? maybe not, but would you have wanted it in the first place? I doubt it! Bimbos want attention from the opposite sex. This is the reason I belief that being sexy for men is the means to get their cocks in your mouth.

Sucking dick feels good. That’s undeniable , a given. So why do we pretend its not the goal?

The other goal of a Bimbo is money. Money to get surgery and to buy things. In other words, money to improve your looks. Looksmaxing can help to get more money and suck more dick! I do concede that Looksmaxing and shopping with the girls or your paypig is fun in itself… but how much more fun would it be if you could just take the cute store clerk with you in the changing room in the corner of the store and get some bruised knees?

Would you rub his dick through his pants while you tell him how much you need to taste his cock? I bet you would get on your knees a little bit too early, in anticipation of his cum dispenser, so that you stuff your mouth with his still growing genitals. Your mouth would get fuller and fuller while you slabber all over him. Eventually you would need to take him out as he reaches his full girth and have some licks while rubbing his cock over your face smearing your makeup all over. Well you don’t need to look good anymore you reached your goal, your final destination, mindless cock induced bliss. Overwhelmed in lust and now certain of your willingness to be used, he takes his cock and tapes it against your tongue, grabs the back of your head and into your head as If you were his pocked pussy. The tingling feeling of suffocation by cock combined with his disregard for your wellbeing makes you wet. The only regret you might have there is that you haven’t take a second pair of balls with you to stuff your other holes.

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How to get a man in 6 simple steps

Every Bimbo needs a man to call daddy, master or paypig. We don’t have the answers to everything but maybe we can help getting a better Idea of how to get your dream guy.

1 There are no aspiring Bimbos

Man like Bimbos, the man you want anyways. So you need to be your best Bimbo self to attract the men you like. Don’t make the  mistake of thinking that you aren’t a Bimbo yet. Boob Implants don’t make you a Bimbo, they can improve your Bimbo body, but they don’t make a Bimbo. A true Bimbo is a Bimbo because of the Bimbo mindset. Be confident in yourself! Don’t hesitate to a straight forward asking for help, giggling or dressing like a  piece of Fuckmeat! 2 Bing Bong Boobies

Men that Like Bimbos are Boob men more then the genal Population, so show your Talent for all the scouts out there. Wait there is more you can do then showing them off. Mention your Boobs! “My Nipples are sore, uhhh”,” They all just look at my boobs, you can touch them!... I mean…!” and “I wanna get a Boob job! How big should I go, Steven?” are just some options. Make them think about your Tits constantly.

3 Big bouncy Butt

Fortunately for all the flat Bimbos out there the Ass has gained some notoriety. You should do squads and train your ass primarily. Being thin with a fat butt is very desirable and you should strive to be a desirable as possible. So you should train your Butt even if you have Big Boobs. Be the best Bimbo.

4 Fashion

This is a hard one. Most men want a whore a slut and a cum catcher, but unless you don’t want to be his side piece you should be able to dress more proper and you should show him that you can be the stunner Eye candy on his arm for formal events. Be sexy always. Be the best dressed woman in the room always. A good barometer for your sluttieness is the whispering and talking about you. If no one is talking behind your back, you could have done more. If everyone is whispering about you, show less skin next time. If only the woman are whispering about you and the man want to talk to you, you hit the perfect compromise. You did great!

5 A golf ball through a garden hose

You are a Bimbo? Then you might sucking dick… perfect. Men like getting sucked off. Your man might enjoy some ball guzzling. Get on your knees and get him off. Maybe you ask him “wanna do something crazy?!” wile rubbing his dick, then you do your deep clean routine on his pecker behind the printer. Just be careful! If you want to get the job as his wife, don’t vacuum too much. Once you sucked him off once you should wait him to ask you out! Wait for a week or two before you suck off someone else. If he can resist, you do better next time and maybe train a little more.

6 Anal on the first date?

The first few times will set the exactions for the relationship. So fuck him like you mean it, but don’t do stuff that you don’t want to do every day! Make him yours by opening up your inner sexual desires and finding out where you and your guy can connect… do you want to be patronized? (that means “being talked down to”) maybe he would like to explain to you how to get him off as if its your fist time. Maybe you like Anal… well then you should tell him “Fuck my Ass so hard I walk funny!”, hell like it and appreciate the sentiment.

Remember, be the Best Bimbo You are to get the man that treats you like a whore like you should be treated. Every bitch is different and needs different things, so make sure you are the woman that attracts the men that’ll treat you like that!

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