she bad on my boy til I halo

badboyhalo-centric 18+ alt account for (mostly) badboyhalo porn. let’s get that demon pregnant!

[amygdalae]

My problem with heterosexual romance novels (which I am reading under duress due to my coworker book club but find somewhat entertaining cuz they're not something I normally wld read) is that whenever the love interest is an asshole the author also makes him all dommy dom. when what I really want is for him to be thoroughly put in his place. All of these shithead Christian grey knockoff guys in these books would be excellent brat material but nobody cares what I want. Nobody cares what I want

[catblinker]

privileged asshole who's never been told no getting domesticated tonite? guy who's never encountered real hardship and thinks he deserves to take what he wants taught to sit pretty and beg when he wants something tonite queen? taking a guy who thinks he can claim you and breaking him so hard he takes joy in being less than you because he gets to be yours tonite?

[bimboyhalo]

I NEED HIM FUCKED WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE

[dykebaitbbh]

forgot i drew this a while ago. bbh udders be upon ye

[bimboyhalo]

analyzing characters’ vulnerabilities and their relationships to trust and other serious things like that thru smutty fanfiction is fun and all but like god my favorite kind of porn fics are ones that are genuinely funny as fuck

[bimboyhalo]

ough… corruption kink

[bimboyhalo]

the fact that !badboyhalo isn’t pregnant and lactating right now is making me so mad.

[bimboyhalo]

unless bad has already had sex with someone before (like with foolish or skeppy) I feel like he would never ever be the first one to start up a sexual encounter. like it’s always gotta be someone else pushing the idea of a sexual relationship first . because he gets EMBARRASSED ! unless he can play off his initiation of sex to be done obliviously (or unless his initiation is actually genuinely done obliviously) … or unless he’s like in heat

I feel like this is also helped by the fact that he already has his sexual needs met by people like skeppy and ESPECIALLY foolish (because there’s been two servers in a row now with no skeppy to help him get his rocks off (pun intended)) so like if for some reason both skeppy AND foolish were unavailable (say, because foolish was faking memory loss) then maybe he would be a bit more desperate and willing to initiate? but he’d probably still feign obliviousness while doing it

all this to say that badboyhalo should get antsy without foolish and “accidentally” trip and fall and have sex with water . cuz well I’m not sure how willing water would be to initiate once she knows badboyhalo doesn’t like her romantically !! like she would probably take that to mean he doesn’t want her sexually either but that’s not true he loves to have sex with the homies. he loves platonic sex he had it with skeppy all the time

[bimboyhalo]

badboyhalo gangbang in the cathedral

[bimboyhalo]

I need foolish to destroy badboyhalo’s pussy I need this so badly it’s not even funny

[bimboyhalo]

bad is really reluctant to have foolish in the cathedral for very long because thats literally the One Place bad shouldnt be thinking about sex but foolish convinces bad to let him confess . and foolish spends the entire time just telling bad in a low voice through the lattice all the disgusting things he wants to do to him and how bad's "uh uh uh"s would echo sooo nicely under the cathedral's high ceiling when foolish bends him over the altar. and bad just has to squirm in his seat sitting on his hands so he doesnt touch himself while foolish mockingly begs for forgiveness

GAHHHHH THIS ASK IS SO GOOD it’s been in my askbox for a li’l bit but I just didn’t know what to add because it’s already perfect like what do I even say !!! sacrilegious sex please and thank you !!!!! augh I just love the idea of bad sweating and trembling trying so hard not to think about the things foolish is saying. and foolish just keeps going into more and more detail about what he wants to do to bad … CAN THEY JUST FUCK IN THE CATHEDRAL PLEEEAAASE I NEED IT

[bimboyhalo]

WHO’S ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKING HIM UP ?!

ros

pangi

owen

hannah

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2025

[bimboyhalo]

CONGRATS TO OWEN AND HANNAH FOR WORKING TOGETHER TO PUT BABIES IN BAD'S WOMB! sorry ros and pangi, you'll get him next time

[bimboyhalo]

AND IN A SHOCKING UPSET, IT TURNS OUT THE ANSWER WAS WATERMUNCH THIS WHOLE TIME!

[bimboyhalo]

imagined badboyhalo pregnant with watermunch’s baby and well I think I hauve covid

[bimboyhalo]

oh my god and water is sooo the kind of girl to fantasize about fucking bad and telling him how she should be the only one who fucks him like this and how she’s going to ruin bad for anyone else and how she’s going to fuck him so hard that he won’t be able to think about anybody but her …

[bimboyhalo]

i need water to get bad really really pregnant in her dragon form. what better way to make everyone know he belongs to her than to knock him up?

-dykebait

GODDD water getting her dragon body back and one of the first things she wants to do is fuck bad stupid… I’m not sure how able she was to uhm. talk? as a dragon… but I’m gonna imagine she COULD talk, just so I can imagine the things she would say about getting bad pregnant, about how he would have her babies and be her treasure forever … fucking him over and over again until his midsection is bloated with her cum… just to be sure that he gets pregnant, you know? just a precaution! and maybe a little bit because water gets off on filling him up … plus she’s so much bigger than him in her regular body so it probably actually wouldn’t take that much to ruin him

[bimboyhalo]

can water just kidnap badboyhalo already and keep him locked away forever and ever as her most specialest treasure. putting this on my porn blog because I'm horny about it

[bimboyhalo]

!foolish fucking bad in front of people and bad can't string together a thought enough to do anything other than blush and squirm and whimper literally broke my brain i cant think straight. you can guess who this is probablyh but im not going to sign it

HIII THIS IS REALLY GOOD… aughghghghughh foolish with a sharp-toothed smile as he grabs bad by the hair and forces him to look at all the people watching him get his guts rearranged… bad tearing up but hardly able to process the embarrassment and shame because all he can think about it how good foolish feels inside of him…..

[bimboyhalo]

Can we talk about water being so possessive over bad

LITERALLY THE BREAKUP LETTER IS CRAZY TOO IT’S BREAKING MY HEARTTT listen to me water all you need to do to keep him around is fuck some sense into him okay I believe in you. you can do it. water getting her dragon body back and using it to kidnap bad and keep him locked away with the rest of her hoard ? … kind of super fucking hot . but even if she doesn’t have her dragon body she should still fuck badboyhalo. fuck him so good that he never thinks about lukeyTV again