โJust a little while longer.โ
โCan you come tuck me in?โ
โCome on, Iโll tuck you in.โ
โDid you sleep okay last night?โ
โCโmon, read me something! Just like old times.โ
โCan we stay in tonight?โ
โWillย you stay with me?โ
โGo to sleep, go to sleep.โ
โCโmere, itโs alright.โ
โYouโre apart of the family.โ
โCan I snuggle with you?โ
โYour breakfast is getting cold!โ
โTickle, tickle, tickle!โ
โI got you something!โ
โNo, go back to sleep.โ
โWhat are you smiling about?โ
โHeโs such a downer.โ
โHere, Iโll zip you up.โ
โDo you want me to read to you?โ
โI know a lullaby. Think thatโll help you sleep?โ
โYour tie is crooked.โ
โI have no idea what youโre talking about.โ
โTime for your bath.โ
โLemme wash your hair.โ
โMind if I move a bit closer?โ
โCan I stay the night?โ
โDonโt you dare go outside without a coat.โ
โThey forgot to flush!โ
โMom/Dad! Theyโre being mean!โ
โThink we can play a board game later?โ
โDonโt be so mean to them, you understand me?โ
โHere. Iโll do it for you. Give me the tie.โ
โDonโt slam the door!โ
โStop playing with your food.โ
โYour roomย looksย likeย a cyclone ran through it.โ
โThey sings like a goddamn crow.โ
โDonโt sass me, young lady/man.โ
โI donโt like kissing them.โ
โI was gone for ten fucking minutes!โ
โYouโre crazy, but I like that.โ
โHey, watch out for them, okay?โ
โI got the last slice of pizza. Iโm gonna have to throw it up for you to get it.โ
โWeโre out of milk again!โ
โWhoย wants a hearty breakfast?โ
โSheโs/heโs my annoying younger sibling.โ
โWe donโtย needย another kid.โ