dorkian the destroyer

i have more gemini placements than friends ||| they/them ||| fuck israhell, free palestine!!!

[longseasons]

[elljayvee]

when I was in college in the 1990s I took a document design course and we had to go talk to an archivist at the university library

the library had a single page from a gutenberg bible (the bible had been damaged by fire and the remaining undamaged pieces cut apart and sold) and a CD sitting next to each other

we looked at the bible page, marveling at this 500+ year old page with its neatly set type, carefully kept under a sheet of glass to protect it

and then she held up the CD and pointed out that in 500 years, if a CD could even last that long, it was unlikely we'd possess the technology to read it

and we all got very quiet and look at the book page for a long time

and is evidenced by the fact I'm telling you about this almost 30 years later, I have never forgotten that blank-looking shiny piece of plastic sitting next to a beautiful, ancient piece of paper that someone pressed words into with a machine and left for me to read, hundreds of years before I was born.

[fioblah]

lets go kill dracula and take his teeth tip jar

[kineticpenguin]

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

[kineticpenguin]

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

[kineticpenguin]

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

[onion-souls]

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

[phaeton-flier]

Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does

[misogfx]

Doechii "Denial Is A River" posters inspired by The Sims 2 Advertisements

[mildmayfoxe]

i think if you’re feeling a certain kind of way and you know why you’re feeling it & you’ve done everything you can about the problem causing the feeling for the time being you should be able to go to your guardian angel and smile beatifically and say “i’ve done my feelings homework” and they smile beatifically back at you and say “alright my child” and they tap you on the head and you feel an immense sense of peace that washes through you and escapes as light from your fingertips and then you feel normal again

[sinnnnndiesel]

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

[omagpies]

tweet reference under the cut, and the curlya pose is of course ref’s off none other but @joetastic2739 <3

[kisris]

lil guy

[korppipoika]

Snowball in Hell, acrylics, 30cmx20cm

I used a random piece of wire to paint the smallest details..!

[creator-of-chaos-and-pizza]

Once again I´m thinking of Snowball in Hell, one of my favourite paintings ever

[emilylorange]

it's borbin' time

(turtle dove) Ref photo by Frank Ebertus

[wingsofahoneybee]

fantasy costco is a front for garfield's true passion: illegal cloning

[public-universal-sister]

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

[reniverze]

self indulgent anya before i start commissions (0w<) 💊

[suffer-louder]

Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!

[homunculus-argument]

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

[catmask]

did trash pickup volunteering today with my bf but it snowed so he was having trouble seeing the trash under the snow thirty minutes in i start digging out a monster can and he hits me with 'so what has my little truffle hog found for me this time?'

[jonnywaistcoat]

Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.

[apas-95]